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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 31, 2013 14:38:38 GMT 9
Embassy Envoy appeals to Japan's elderly to "scarf down" mochi.
National Dec. 31, 2013 - 06:45AM JST
--TOKYO--
Australian Embassy Envoy Dr Bruce Saint on Monday appealed to elderly people to "scarf down their f**kin' mochi ricecake death-blob choking hazards as fast as they f**kin' can” during the New Year holidays.
"Time is running out old cunts!" went on Dr Saint. "Hurry up and stuff your face with huge potentially lethal globs of delicious mochi! You f**kin deserve it! There's no pension money left for next year so you may as f**kin' well!
Doctor's license? I'm wearing a f**kin' hairnet aren't I?" - Dr Bruce Saint.
The ricecakes, a traditional New Year’s food, cause choking incidents among elderly people every year. Authorities appealed to people across Japan to cut up their mochi into small chunks and to eat it with great care, and in the presence of someone else.
To this Dr Saint said "f**k off. You're old cunts, not f**kin' babies. You worked hard all your life, eat your mochi how ya f**kin like. Snow on the roof? Get up there and shovel the shit off, no problems. Too dark outside? F**k it, shovel by moonlight, you've got eyesight like a hawk! Fuck me, why not combine the two, stuff yer gob full of mochi and jump up on the roof with the f**kin' shovel! Do everyone a favour! Including the national pension service!"
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