Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 7, 2013 9:05:13 GMT 9
Shock Legislation Rocks Japan
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A Japanese parliamentary minister has caused consternation in parliamentary chambers today by hurriedly rushing through a government legislatory bill that names one man alone, in all of Japan, as the sole legal proprietor of ALL of Japan's pre-teen grot mags: himself.
"You fucking cunt! You can't keep all of them! That's not fucking fair!"
A tearful Prime Minister said "after convening an all-night emergency fuckign panic stations meeting, my advisors inform me that pre-teen grot mags are the sole reason our economy is even still existent. Without that fucking mag industry we're Bangladesh. After a flood." When queried as to possible solutions, the PM's eyes glazed over for several minutes before he finally said "fucked if I know, maybe call the cops?".
The Minister now vested with sole proprietary pre-teen grot mag rights has been reportedly sighted headed towards the parliamentary bogs with something up his jumper and a massive 3mm stiffy.
--RST--
A Japanese parliamentary minister has caused consternation in parliamentary chambers today by hurriedly rushing through a government legislatory bill that names one man alone, in all of Japan, as the sole legal proprietor of ALL of Japan's pre-teen grot mags: himself.
"You fucking cunt! You can't keep all of them! That's not fucking fair!"
A tearful Prime Minister said "after convening an all-night emergency fuckign panic stations meeting, my advisors inform me that pre-teen grot mags are the sole reason our economy is even still existent. Without that fucking mag industry we're Bangladesh. After a flood." When queried as to possible solutions, the PM's eyes glazed over for several minutes before he finally said "fucked if I know, maybe call the cops?".
The Minister now vested with sole proprietary pre-teen grot mag rights has been reportedly sighted headed towards the parliamentary bogs with something up his jumper and a massive 3mm stiffy.