Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 6, 2012 19:06:10 GMT 9
Australian attache' says he doesn't remember arguing with Bush.
--Rising Sun-Times--
--TOKYO--
"Fuck off Bush."
--Australian attache' Mr Bruce Saint
An Australian attache', who was questioned by Japanese police in Tokyo on Monday about an alleged verbal stoush that reportedly took place last week, said he didn’t remember anything about the incident. The alleged altercation took place at a local fuckin' park.
The crime scene, now cordoned off for 800 square fuckin' kilometres in every fuckin' direction, including vertically.
A spokesman for the Tokyo prefectural police said they began questioning the diplomat inside the Australian Embassy where the ugly shitfaced drunkard is reportedly stationed.
"You're the fuckin' drunk ya ugly drunken
pindicked little socket-faced cuntstain."
Police said the 34-year-old career attache' lawfully entered the park and gave the bush "an almighty drunken serve, just tore strips off the poor little cunt". He also reportedly called the adjacent waterfall "a dick dribble of a waterfall if ever I saw one", police said.
"Well, it fuckin' is. I've had bigger pisses while face-down
passed-out on the embassy foyer carpet. 'Poof Fall', more like."
The diplomat, who was rendered paralytically legless after imbibing one third of one can of Ladies Lo-Lite Lolly Lager at a bar before the incident early on Friday, was taken to a U.S. military hospital where he was treated for 3rd degree uglius cuntius.
"One sniff of that 5L lager and I'm suddenly so good looking
I end up rooting myself in the consulate dunnies half the time
oh fuck off will ya."
--Rising Sun-Times--
--TOKYO--
"Fuck off Bush."
--Australian attache' Mr Bruce Saint
An Australian attache', who was questioned by Japanese police in Tokyo on Monday about an alleged verbal stoush that reportedly took place last week, said he didn’t remember anything about the incident. The alleged altercation took place at a local fuckin' park.
The crime scene, now cordoned off for 800 square fuckin' kilometres in every fuckin' direction, including vertically.
A spokesman for the Tokyo prefectural police said they began questioning the diplomat inside the Australian Embassy where the ugly shitfaced drunkard is reportedly stationed.
"You're the fuckin' drunk ya ugly drunken
pindicked little socket-faced cuntstain."
Police said the 34-year-old career attache' lawfully entered the park and gave the bush "an almighty drunken serve, just tore strips off the poor little cunt". He also reportedly called the adjacent waterfall "a dick dribble of a waterfall if ever I saw one", police said.
"Well, it fuckin' is. I've had bigger pisses while face-down
passed-out on the embassy foyer carpet. 'Poof Fall', more like."
The diplomat, who was rendered paralytically legless after imbibing one third of one can of Ladies Lo-Lite Lolly Lager at a bar before the incident early on Friday, was taken to a U.S. military hospital where he was treated for 3rd degree uglius cuntius.
"One sniff of that 5L lager and I'm suddenly so good looking
I end up rooting myself in the consulate dunnies half the time
oh fuck off will ya."