Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 16, 2013 15:13:01 GMT 9
Entire Boeing fleet grounded by pilot's impromptu "smoko time".
The entire worldwide Boeing 787 fleet of airliners have been grounded indefinitely after it emerged that
Australian pilot Mr Bruce Saint lit up a "durry" in the cockpit at 33,000 feet while flying over Tokyo, Japan.
"Look mate, big fucking deal. Trade union regulations clearly stipulate that I am allowed a fucking smoko break. So what if we were at 33,000 feet, the fat cunt is on autopilot and I'm usually rooting the stewardesses in here at that time anyway. Eh? No, I do not want to play on the fucking slide now. I am still on my smoko break. Now piss off."
--Mr Saint.
"Big fuckin' deal, I've got spycams in the sheila's bogs too."
--Mr Saint.
The entire worldwide Boeing 787 fleet of airliners have been grounded indefinitely after it emerged that
Australian pilot Mr Bruce Saint lit up a "durry" in the cockpit at 33,000 feet while flying over Tokyo, Japan.
"Look mate, big fucking deal. Trade union regulations clearly stipulate that I am allowed a fucking smoko break. So what if we were at 33,000 feet, the fat cunt is on autopilot and I'm usually rooting the stewardesses in here at that time anyway. Eh? No, I do not want to play on the fucking slide now. I am still on my smoko break. Now piss off."
--Mr Saint.
"Big fuckin' deal, I've got spycams in the sheila's bogs too."
--Mr Saint.