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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 18, 2014 14:10:41 GMT 9
Pope leaves penis in ex-comfort woman's mouth.
--Seoul Times--
The Pope, The Rt.Hon John Paul Jones III, has today reportedly left his male sexual organ inside the mouth of a Korean ex-comfort woman. The episode occurred at a church service in Korea.
The Pope was supposed to be administering blessings but, seemingly on an impulse, he decided to administer the ballsack. When confronted afterwards about the peculiar communion the Pope was unapologetic and dismissed criticism by saying "my son, sometimes the cock is divine."
"Look at the hole, slut. It's why they call me 'Your Holiness'."
"Oh, don't mind him" said one of his aides (pictured above, on the left). "He does this all the time. He left the thing in my mouth once. Overnight. An all-nighter. Then he woke up and laughed it off saying "oops! There it is! I was wondering where that old thing was, haha."
The comfort woman was unavailable for comment although, on the positive side, she seems to have completely forgotten why it was she went to the church in the first fuckin' place.
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