Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 4, 2015 18:02:42 GMT 9
Hipsters exhaust Bolivian stocks of quinoa even though quinoa tastes like a dead yak's nits.
--Reuters--
The Bolivian economy is today in turmoil as it has been revealed that 1st world hipsters in the USA have exhausted Bolivia's stockpile of quinoa even though quinoa tastes like a dead yak's nits.
Bolivia in happier days.
The trendy rice-like food, which does indeed taste like some old dead monkeys boiled nits, is considered de rigeur haute cuisine by the bearded poseur wankers that today populate the USA.
A Bolivian quinoa paddy,
now barren except for one
half of one fence.
"I cannot believe those bearded show pony wallies ate the whole lot" said Bolivia's Minister for Yak's Nits I mean Trade and Industry. "It's not even a f**kin' food, it just grows wild in the bumfuck of beyond where yaks and monkeys and tree goats piss and shit all over the stuff. Stupid seppos. That'll be $13.99 a gram please, haha dickheads."
"Ship ahoy, wankers."
--Bolivia's Minister for Yak's Nuts.