RUGBY: Auckland Blues backs queue up to touch actual All...

[Sprague Dawley]

Auckland Blues backs queue up to touch actual All Black.

--NZ Herald--

Following the Blues signing of 2-test All Black Augustine Pulu from the Chiefs, a number of the Auckland Blues backs have this morning formed an orderly queue at the base of their Lo-High Performance Training Centre in Auckland in the hope of "physically touching an actual All Black back who has actually played for a winning franchise".


"I brought my boots for him to sign."
--Visinia.








"Don't jump the queue bro. I was here first."
--Melanie Nanai.










"I just want him to sign my boobs."
--a giddily squealing Tevita Li.

[scorz]

May 3, 2016 17:51:01 GMT 9 Sprague Dawley said:

Auckland Blues backs queue up to touch actual All Black.

--NZ Herald--

Following the Blues signing of 2-test All Black Augustine Pulu from the Chiefs, a number of the Auckland Blues backs have this morning formed an orderly queue at the base of their Lo-High Performance Training Centre in Auckland in the hope of "physically touching an actual All Black back who has actually played for a winning franchise".


"I brought my boots for him to sign."
--Visinia.








"Don't jump the queue bro. I was here first."
--Melanie Nanai.










"I just want him to sign my boobs."
--a giddily squealing Tevita Li.

This is fucken brilliant mate

[Sprague Dawley]

The Blues are just a flat-out abortion. A stillborn calipered atrocity.

[scorz]

Mar 27, 2018 20:45:36 GMT 9 Sprague Dawley said:

The Blues are just a flat-out abortion. A stillborn calipered atrocity.

Well yes, and lately they’ve been terrible at rugby.

[Sprague Dawley]

Auckland Blues vs Shawks.

NATIONAL DISGRACE.

TIME TO SHUT THE MOTHERfUCKING FRANCHISE DOWN. Whichever direction Tana is facing at the end of that match, he may as well just keep the fuck on walking. The hapless shits are a lost cause mate, no point sullying your legacy further. Fat, unfit, disorganized, leaderless.

The Sharks are a professional rugby outfit. Matched up against such a B-grade amateur outfit, they didnt really have to do that much. WFT was that Alaistair twat doing in the coaching box with his incredibly obtuse little notebook? JUST TELL THE CUNTS TO GO FOR A FUCKEN RUN DURING THE WEEK MATE. THEY CAN'T EVEN BE ARSED JOGGING BACK ONSIDE HALF THE TIME LET ALONE GETTING BACK READY FOR A FUCKEN COUNTER ATTACK. "Oh shit, the camera's on me, better draw a tiny little x in my notebook, all part of the plan as the seas part and we concede our 12th try there. X marks the spot" says fucken Alistair.

Seriously thinking about extricating myself from this fuckhead Groundhogs Day narrative. Miserable Saturdays, miserable weekend post mortems, FFS. Be healthier to go outside and walk around in the rain having a fucken cry. Maybe take up tapestry. Maybe hold up the 7-11 on a random whim. ANYTHING would be less exasperating than having an interest in this garbage shitpail of unwanted offal.

Thats it fuckit I'm not watching any more. It's not good for me fuckit NO MORE sprinting home on Fri nights from work like a bolt shot from the cock of Thor.

Plus, we get TJ.

FUCKING TJ and his sneering unwavering disdain for EVERYTHING AUCKLAND AND BLUES RELATED for 80 full minutes. Would he ever call his Cantab heroes "lame" and "pathetic"? It's beside the point if they are or not cunt, would you viciously excoriate them if they were your beloved Crusaders? Just an excruciating fucken cockHEAD, DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE TO THE ENTIRITY OF FUCKEN AUCKLAND GET OFF THE AIR CUNT AND FUCK OFF BACK DOWN SOUTH instead of continuously shitting upon the well-and-truly already shat upon

[scorz]

Mar 31, 2018 18:05:12 GMT 9 Sprague Dawley said:

Auckland Blues vs Shawks.

NATIONAL DISGRACE.

TIME TO SHUT THE MOTHERfUCKING FRANCHISE DOWN. Whichever direction Tana is facing at the end of that match, he may as well just keep the fuck on walking. The hapless shits are a lost cause mate, no point sullying your legacy further. Fat, unfit, disorganized, leaderless.

The Sharks are a professional rugby outfit. Matched up against such a B-grade amateur outfit, they didnt really have to do that much. WFT was that Alaistair twat doing in the coaching box with his incredibly obtuse little notebook? JUST TELL THE CUNTS TO GO FOR A FUCKEN RUN DURING THE WEEK MATE. THEY CAN'T EVEN BE ARSED JOGGING BACK ONSIDE HALF THE TIME LET ALONE GETTING BACK READY FOR A FUCKEN COUNTER ATTACK. "Oh shit, the camera's on me, better draw a tiny little x in my notebook, all part of the plan as the seas part and we concede our 12th try there. X marks the spot" says fucken Alistair.

Seriously thinking about extricating myself from this fuckhead Groundhogs Day narrative. Miserable Saturdays, miserable weekend post mortems, FFS. Be healthier to go outside and walk around in the rain having a fucken cry. Maybe take up tapestry. Maybe hold up the 7-11 on a random whim. ANYTHING would be less exasperating than having an interest in this garbage shitpail of unwanted offal.

Thats it fuckit I'm not watching any more. It's not good for me fuckit NO MORE sprinting home on Fri nights from work like a bolt shot from the cock of Thor.

Plus, we get TJ.

FUCKING TJ and his sneering unwavering disdain for EVERYTHING AUCKLAND AND BLUES RELATED for 80 full minutes. Would he ever call his Cantab heroes "lame" and "pathetic"? It's beside the point if they are or not cunt, would you viciously excoriate them if they were your beloved Crusaders? Just an excruciating fucken cockHEAD, DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE TO THE ENTIRITY OF FUCKEN AUCKLAND GET OFF THE AIR CUNT AND FUCK OFF BACK DOWN SOUTH instead of continuously shitting upon the well-and-truly already shat upon

Join us at the Chiefs mate, we have Colin Cooper.

[Sprague Dawley]

Ha, Colin Cooper, jobs for da boyz there.

Although after watching the Blues performance this weekend, as opposed to the Cantabs, starting to think these coaches have fuckall to do with results. what effect do they have? 10%? iHomo it's down to the senior players in the team, setting a standard that everyone else tries to live up to. See cantabs culture. Playing for each other and for the good of the team. So young shits come into the team and DO NOT want to let the older players down.

The exact opposite of the lazy, unravelled, rudderless fuckwit tyre fire Blues.

Tana could scream his nuts off all week to those drongos but without any players in your team you dont give a fuck about letting down its all for nought

[Sprague Dawley]

Blues with a surprisingly gutsy effort vs Chiefs. Fun to watch when you're expecting SWEET FUCK ALL from the hapless & delirious spineless shitcunts. After matadoring in 60+ at Eden park last week really given up on expecting anything from those pathetic fuckwits for a long while.

Chiefs were pretty terrible though, Tardron & Boshier gifting away a fucktonne of penalties. Dmac cops a lot of shit but I've really come around to him, he makes shit happen, yes some bad but a lot good.

Rieko Ioane in the centres is like Russ Hannemann's orange Lambo reduced to crawling along in 1-lane Tokyo rush hour traffic.

[scorz]

Apr 7, 2018 21:44:17 GMT 9 Sprague Dawley said:

Blues with a surprisingly gutsy effort vs Chiefs. Fun to watch when you're expecting SWEET FUCK ALL from the hapless & delirious spineless shitcunts. After matadoring in 60+ at Eden park last week really given up on expecting anything from those pathetic fuckwits for a long while.

Chiefs were pretty terrible though, Tardron & Boshier gifting away a fucktonne of penalties. Dmac cops a lot of shit but I've really come around to him, he makes shit happen, yes some bad but a lot good.

Rieko Ioane in the centres is like Russ Hannemann's orange Lambo reduced to crawling along in 1-lane Tokyo rush hour traffic.

Dmac is clearly far more of a shot caller than I thought. Rudderless when his journeyman brother Marty came on.

Something 88% territory in the second half to the Chiefs. Outrageous to not have won easily - respect to LesBlues for that.

Ofa Tuungafasu was seen buying lotto tickets after getting off the yellow card hook for that tackle btw. Dumb cunt.

[Sprague Dawley]

Apr 8, 2018 13:13:46 GMT 9 scorz said:

Rudderless when his journeyman brother Marty came on.

His "defense" made 55 kg 2018 Designated Messiah Stephen Perofeta* look like a rampaging bull.

If it wasn't for his surname he'd surely never get a Soup rugby contract



* the kid could really be something

[Sprague Dawley]

[scorz]

Speaking of Bluesers: Have a look about halfway down, at the Tokyo bright lights part. See the quote.

What a pack of special edition idiots, and what a pack of utter fucking halfwits looking after them.

Dead franchise.

www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=12029681

[Sprague Dawley]

this part?

Lock Patrick Tuipulotu, about to play his 50th game for the Blues, sat out that match with injury suffered in the warm-up game but he believes the bright lights of Japan's capital distracted some of his young teammates.

"There was a lot of mucking around," he said. "We came into Tokyo late and I think a lot of boys got distracted by being in Tokyo and didn't realise that it was a midday game in 40-degree heat."

FFS. You must be shitting me. Like spoilt children out at the Sunday Fair with their nanny or some shit.

This is not a pro franchise. "Dead franchise" is bang on. Disband the fucker. For such a HUGE area as Auckland this laughing stock of gimps have brought NOTHING to the FUCKING HUGE area - and therefore about 30% of all NZers - except DESPAIR, and EMBARRASSMENT. There is simply nothing there to be proud of or to cheer for. Pitiful.

If they lose to the Sunwolves... again... the nadir of nadir's... I think Tana will walk. "I tried but I just cannot get my message through. Therefore it is with great regret that I announce my resigna

[scorz]

Apr 11, 2018 18:27:20 GMT 9 Sprague Dawley said:

this part?

Lock Patrick Tuipulotu, about to play his 50th game for the Blues, sat out that match with injury suffered in the warm-up game but he believes the bright lights of Japan's capital distracted some of his young teammates.

"There was a lot of mucking around," he said. "We came into Tokyo late and I think a lot of boys got distracted by being in Tokyo and didn't realise that it was a midday game in 40-degree heat."

FFS. You must be shitting me. Like spoilt children out at the Sunday Fair with their nanny or some shit.

This is not a pro franchise. "Dead franchise" is bang on. Disband the fucker. For such a HUGE area as Auckland this laughing stock of gimps have brought NOTHING to the FUCKING HUGE area - and therefore about 30% of all NZers - except DESPAIR, and EMBARRASSMENT. There is simply nothing there to be proud of or to cheer for. Pitiful.

If they lose to the Sunwolves... again... the nadir of nadir's... I think Tana will walk. "I tried but I just cannot get my message through. Therefore it is with great regret that I announce my resigna

That exactly the part. What a laughing stock of an organisation.

[Sprague Dawley]

from Eric Rush's book:

I also coached my sons out at East Tamaki where the talent is unbelievable, but that is their biggest enemy because it's too easy, and I tell them they are all big bullies who love bowling little rivals. I warn them that one day that little white fella over there is going to catch you up physically and if he's worked his arse off and you haven't, guess who's going to get in all the teams. That's when it changes and all the McCaws, Carters, Conrad Smiths come through. Maybe that's the problem with the Blues now.