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Post by thedonald on Nov 9, 2017 9:48:14 GMT 9
Dispatched yet another viciously-worded mass email to all and sundry, as well as a lovingly penned & hand-embroidered sonnet to that gay black flotsam cunt. Useless fucker, swanning around on the dole on Bondi Beach in all those gold chains and disgusting speedos. Time for the annual viciously-worded postcard to flotters AKA manwithtwodicks AKA miserable cunt: What's the sales pitch? More graves to dig for all the blokes who are now dead?
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Post by thedonald on Nov 9, 2017 9:49:39 GMT 9
opened up guest posting in General Discussion. Fuck knows why. The forum is dead. Would have to have something for sale these days just to get somebody to a site. I first got on the internet to get away from that crap. I am fukking old.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 9, 2017 11:13:48 GMT 9
What's the sales pitch? More graves to dig for all the blokes who are now dead? If Flotters is dead I will be so very, very cross that I will march down there to Wollongong myself and kill the fat cunt. I'm not sending the slack pansy any more emails. Even my 2 a year seems a bit stalky
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 9, 2017 11:18:03 GMT 9
I am still recovering from the shock of this. Is miniyou able to keep in touch regularly from the guerrilla base? she made it back from that 3rd world hellhole (looked quite nice in the pics actually) and is now entrenched in the Tokyo ratrace, living in a nice clean 80,000 a month rabbit hutch but probably HAPPY AS FUCK to be getting paid well, with no dependents, and WITHOUT her dickwad parents nagging her cock about miniscule bullshit, clean your room, pick up your socks, etc
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Post by thedonald on Nov 9, 2017 19:20:08 GMT 9
Thank goodness she is back in Tokyo! The rabbit hutches might not look so great in pictures, but you don't have to fight off TB usually, which I had to do while living in 3rd world hellhole. Yeah, I got the images of it when I was back in Japan. Turns out that doctors can see a lot on CT scans and MRIs, even tubular shit in one's lungs. Miniyou can take that heat? She's tough. The ratrace gets stupid hot in APRIL. WTF?!!!! Right now, though, it's better to be in Hokkaio where people actually believe in central heating. Well, some people, I hope. I hope that miniyou keeps up the no dependents lifestyle and enjoys herself. She worked bloody hard to get where she is.
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Post by thedonald on Nov 9, 2017 19:21:22 GMT 9
What's the sales pitch? More graves to dig for all the blokes who are now dead? If Flotters is dead I will be so very, very cross that I will march down there to Wollongong myself and kill the fat cunt. I'm not sending the slack pansy any more emails. Even my 2 a year seems a bit stalky Send Nikka Black. That's what I did back in the day. I wish that I never misplaced that address... I am an idiot.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 6, 2017 8:46:15 GMT 9
Sirwanksalot has joined the forus. He will surely show us the way. What's going on chief?
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Post by thedonald on Dec 9, 2017 19:34:22 GMT 9
Welcome Sirwanksalot! I logged in to thank Tomoko for helping me to part with my life savings on Discogs. Thanks, Tomoko! I now have used CD's that cost more than the fukking albums. Back to business, I look forward to some direction. I bloody well need some. Sirawanksalot, surf is definitely up, way up!!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 8, 2018 10:09:16 GMT 9
Sirwanksalot has joined the forus. He will surely show us the way. He never did show us the way. New members C.Omesunt, F.Ingered and S.Corz will surely show us the way. The future of the forii depends on them. NO PRESSURE THEN.
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fuck
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can't wait for my birthday, only 7 months away!
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Post by fuck on Apr 10, 2018 7:36:30 GMT 9
BACk on the forrii. For some reason can no longer load on a desktop. But i got mobile, bitches. Ready to cover this board in nonsense and garbage posts.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 10, 2018 8:38:40 GMT 9
BACk on the forrii. For some reason can no longer load on a desktop. But i got mobile, bitches. Ready to cover this board in nonsense and garbage posts. yES! Incredible coincidence but those are 2 of my favourite things Message boarders arguing for brownie points all serious-like to validate their Deeply Correct Points of View is a big GTFOinMyiHomo ps, jyst had my first brilliant thought for the day: those mobile devices killed the foriisphere. I don't use them but it must be a massive pain in the dicksphere using your thumbs to type out a decent lenght forii post on the twiddly little tiny cunts. The lenght of this post already would have taken me about 30 minutes tp type out on a little fucking shartphone. So THATS why all of humanity abandoned the foriisphere in favour of the twatsphere. #first_person_to_think_this
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fuck
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Post by fuck on Apr 10, 2018 10:28:38 GMT 9
My gf is trying to put up new curtains. But first she has to take down the old ones. There are four bolts with tons of different sized screws and bolts, and it’s a bitch taking them down. (Man the ux on these phones sucks). It’s a lot of reaching up because these things are pretty high. But being the dutiful bf, i’m helping out. But i’ve got my hands in the air the whole time, reaching reaching and unscrewing. Finally i can’t help but think about jesus christ. The image of the man bolted onto the cross. Arms splayed out above his chest. THey say that’s the part that killed him. Keeping his arms up like that. So i imagine myself dying trying to take down these blinds. But dying like jesus christ. For your sins.
*typed all with one finger: my thumb.
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fuck
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Post by fuck on Apr 10, 2018 10:58:15 GMT 9
According to wikipedia:
“A theory attributed to Pierre Barbet holds that, when the whole body weight was supported by the stretched arms, the typical cause of death was asphyxiation.[55] “
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 10, 2018 11:08:46 GMT 9
An artists reconstruction of the scene of the crucifixion of Distressed Gene-o-cide:
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 10, 2018 11:10:48 GMT 9
Dispatched yet another viciously-worded mass email to all and sundry. Straight to voice of spam mail.
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