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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 24, 2017 17:05:19 GMT 9
Playoffs underway, thank god, 82-game pedestrian exhibition season twaddle of I score you score tedium finally in the rear view. Cavs lurch into playoffs after having massive reg season piss about.
Saw gm 1 vs Pacers, Cavs snuck home but still have D issues in the paint. Love and Channing Frye in there aint stopping dick. Always enjoy watching Jeff Teague play, so smooth, those free throws, the shooting touch, he just seems to let the ball go out of his hands and it wafts off, seemingly on invisible rails, off into the net. Too bad the poor bony wee 70 kg midge had to try and guard LEBRON at the other goddamn end.
Celtics vs Bulls. Wow, Bulls nicked gm 1 & 2 at the gawden? All the big names there, Wade, Butler, Rondo, maybe they’ll click? Or maybe they’ll disintegrate into their reg season slackarse quit-on-the-coach and isn’t-Butler-a-c**t scenario. Maybe they tanked to miss Cavs in Rd 1 and get the Celts? If so, a master class in tanking given how they only skated into the playoffs at all by the skin of a flea’s dick
Cavaliers vs Pacers. Lebo and the boys wont even need to sort out their shonky D for these bums, god there are some shit teams in the east. 4-0 sweep.
Raptors vs Bucks. Raptors can suck it, never liked em. Derozan’s ego should see them home here but man the Bucks are fun to watch. Just fucken huge. Giannis takes 2 steps from midcourt to dunk
Wizards vs Hawks. JWall to go berko here but will BBeal? Every time I watch he’s either on fire looking almost worth his ginormous salary or fucken vanishing for 30 minutes at a time.
Warriors vs Portland Trail Blazers. GO THE JAIL BLAZERS!! haha fucken shitshow here. Hopefully cock-hungry panto villain Draymond suffers a groin strain all over his face
Spurs vs Memphis Grizzlies. Just watched Spurs canter to 2 and 0. Sweep here. Aldridge might need to wake the fuck up if theyre to have any show vs the yuppie yupp Super Friends League of Superwanker Warriors
Rockets vs Thunder. God the Thunder are shit. Once Westbrook leaves they’ll be lottery team shitgristle. Pulling for the Rockets to go all the way and topple the Death Star warrior wankers
Clippers vs Jazz. Gobert went down? FUCKED. Jazz can’t just leave it all up to a cracker. Not in 2017. Cock-mangling C.Paul thru to round 2. Surely
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Post by thedonald on Apr 25, 2017 2:41:58 GMT 9
Rondo gone. Totally different series now. He was playing good basketball for a few months. Sad to see him not be able to have a good run in the playoffs.
Raptors. Hmmmnnnn... The Chic Greek (no freak in that gentleman) is a big problem for all teams for the next ten years.
Cavs are looking like a basketball team for about 40 minutes a game. Not bad considering the circus-like year they had had.
Warriors are boring, but efficient.
Grizzlies decided to play basketball once back in Memphis. Randolph is starting. Could go seven, which fucks the Spurs when they later have to play the Warriors. Randolph is freaking tough, even though he blows kisses to his children in the crowd. A true tough guy who doesn't give a fuck what anybody thinks.
Rockets. The bearded one is a joy to watch as is Westbrook. However, the Rockets can play with anybody in the league so I hope that they wrap it up in 5.
Go Clippers! Blake is down again. CP is too fucking good for words. If only... If only... HEALTH!!!!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 25, 2017 8:33:44 GMT 9
Oh shit didn’t know about Rondo, that Gm 2 I watched he was cajoling the shit out of his charges, just bossing the whole show. You’d think in Butler and Wade they’d have enough for the Celtics?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 26, 2017 7:13:00 GMT 9
haha, didnt even doctor this one, took the screenshot as is from deadspin..
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 26, 2017 16:49:47 GMT 9
Thunder go down 1-4 to the Hardens. Westbrook almost shot them right back into it until he continued shooting and shot them right the fuck back out of it.
Roberson 3 of 22 from free throw line. And those 3 were total flukes.
Adams was shit. Him and his 140 million contract couldnt even deal with 55-year old bench guy Nene and his $10 daily lunch allowance of a salary. Fucken junkyard dog Beverly had more rebounds than Adams. Big Steve boxes out. That’s it. Cant shoot for shit. Looks like a 90’s dinosaur the way the game is played these days.
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Post by thedonald on Apr 27, 2017 4:57:19 GMT 9
I thought that Adams was all right. The defending was terrible once Westbrook would leave the game. It was almost as if the team was afraid to get the ball so why not let the Rockets score so there would not need to be any creativity. I don't know. It was ugly. The bearded one sure is good, though. I'd like Houston to get some momentum and get to the conference finals so that I won't be bored with it all. It's all about me. Selfish prick that I am.
Loving that stuff from deadspin. Top of the world!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 27, 2017 12:08:57 GMT 9
Rondoless Bulls fuck up their 3rd straight to go down 2-3.
Didnt see the Celts miss a free throw. 23/23 at least.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 2, 2017 20:22:55 GMT 9
2ndrd set
Cavs vs Raptors. saw gm 1, this’ll be 4-0. Westbrook/Harden for MVP? GTFO. Lebron’s not the MVP like the fucken Godfather’s not in the mafia.
Wizards vs Celtics. Who cares, either will be speedbump fodder for Cavs in East Finals.
Warriors vs Jazz. 4-0 here, handsome black mens teabag junk gonna rain down on these Mormon pamphlet-wavers.
Spurs vs Rockets. Rooting for Rockets here, can’t see old man spurs being able to contain the Pyongyang superdong firepower of the darth-faced fucken Death Star Warriors in West finals
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Post by thedonald on May 6, 2017 3:20:14 GMT 9
Raptors might win a game or two if Lowry's ankle receives come Gunston health services.
Wizards have John Wall. I wish that he somehow had ended up in Cleveland, because that would have made this year's finals quite interesting.
Gorbert (spelling?) is entertaining. The Warriors aren't. Boring. Boring. Boring. Brooms? Yes, bring 'em, Brigham Young.
I like the Spurs. Tony Parker is done for the season. Rockets have the bearded one among others. I would love to see Harden in the finals again. Aint' gonna happen, but he should get to the conference finals.
Hockey news--FUCK OFF.
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Post by thedonald on May 13, 2017 0:42:49 GMT 9
Harden couldn't find his rhythm is what I have heard today. Is he Al Di Meola in the playoffs? Hoist 'em up, champ! Not surprised that the Rockets lost, but the freaking score is beyond rational thinking. At home? I thought that cough syrup and beer had finally won over me completely.
Raptors? I read that they were in the playoffs. I never saw them show up in round two. Cavs waiting for ?
Boston fans are the worst whether at the game or not. If only the Wizards could win a freaking game at home and on the road consecutively. Unlikely. So the Celtics might just have home-court advantage over the Cavs. There is the small matter of Lebron James being ready to impose his will on each knucklehead Boston fan. Go Wizards!
GSW vs. SAS The Warriors being able to score 1800 points a game presents some difficulties for Pop. Tony Parker not playing is another problem that won't go away. The fact that the Warriors seem to believe that they can't lose a series might be their biggest weakness. Can it be exploited by the Spurs to the tune of four wins? Don't bet your nutsack on that!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 13, 2017 6:14:39 GMT 9
Harden couldn't find his rhythm is what I have heard today. Is he Al Di Meola in the playoffs? Hoist 'em up, champ! Not surprised that the Rockets lost, but the freaking score is beyond rational thinking. At home? missed the game, sounds like Harden mailed it in. Had to be injured. Or the beard grew into his brain like a triffed and choked his thinking. my brilliant analytical bounceball mind says the Spurs will have to slow the game down. Pound Aldridge inside over the top of cock-hungry Draymond and Zsa Zsa gabor Patchouli. And bring back Timmeh. |
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Post by thedonald on May 14, 2017 3:53:44 GMT 9
Harden couldn't find his rhythm is what I have heard today. Is he Al Di Meola in the playoffs? Hoist 'em up, champ! Not surprised that the Rockets lost, but the freaking score is beyond rational thinking. At home? missed the game, sounds like Harden mailed it in. Had to be injured. Or the beard grew into his brain like a triffed and choked his thinking. my brilliant analytical bounceball mind says the Spurs will have to slow the game down. Pound Aldridge inside over the top of cock-hungry Draymond and Zsa Zsa gabor Patchouli. And bring back Timmeh. "Aldridge again for two" cannot be followed by "Curry/Thomson/Durant for three" or it's over before I even make some popcorn. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 20, 2017 6:51:42 GMT 9
havent seena game for a while now, sounds like theres been a bit of a processional coronational feel to them, Cavs/GS mowing down minions en route to Finals matchup
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Post by thedonald on May 21, 2017 6:40:44 GMT 9
havent seena game for a while now, sounds like theres been a bit of a processional coronational feel to them, Cavs/GS mowing down minions en route to Finals matchup Pre-fucking-cisely. It is depressing when the Spurs are allowed to be injured and nobody gives a shit in the NBA league office. Fuck it! The NBA is as lame as it gets. The "no layup" days are long gone. Pigtails and bonnets as you have mentioned previously. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 21, 2017 12:23:58 GMT 9
Gm 3 on now.
Aldridge a giant cleft-handed gimp.
Gasol even worse.
The Death Star Warrior SuperFriend Wankers roll onwards. And even then they barely had to get it out of 2nd gear.
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