Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 6, 2011 12:18:36 GMT 9
Tiger Woods comes to terms with own ugliness.
--Golf World--
Disgraced golfer and renowned bitchfucker Tiger Woods has finally come to terms with the fact he is no fucken George Clooney in the looks department.
He's no fuckin' oil painting.
- Golfer Tiger Woods, seen here doffing his cap to violent golf fans as they
scream "UGLY CUNT!, UGLY CUNT!" at him for minutes and minutes on end.
"Since being dumped like a sack of shit by my Dutch slut skank wife from Sweden I have come to realize that I am a total uggo as well as being increasingly shit at this golf thing" said Woods right after he completed a round of 212 at Wankforth Dawley Country Club, a round which saw him biff it around most of the back nine.
"My fuckhead ex-wife never once told me I am an uggo cunt, even when I only gave her 8 million pounds a week to blow on raspberries or Vuitton houses or tent pegs or WFT. She is still a spunk but now here I am, suddenly an uggo, a fact which seemed to come to light straight after I suddenly became shit at golf. In summary, fuck golf."
Woods ex-wife: still a spunk.