Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 1, 2011 14:07:31 GMT 9
Entire Welsh Rugby Team Comes Out Of Closet.
--- AP Press.
In a stirring show of unity, the entire Welsh rugby team have today announced that they are, to a man, all homosexuals. "We don't want to be known as gay rugby players. We want to be known as a gay rugby team" stated one of the players, under cloak of anonymity.
Phlegm and semen-covered Welsh rugby fans
standing behind their team.
"We aim to use this to our advantage, to sow the seeds of doubt in opposing straight players as they charge towards a ruck or melee or what-have-you. We can exploit that split-second of hesitancy as they fret over their gaydars or whatever."
"We just happen to be poofs," added the player, who wished to remain anonymous. "It's irrelevant. Statistically we can't be the only 100% gay rugby team."
"Hands off, 13! It might be contagious."
"Sir, whistle's gone but this guy's
mouth is still full of penis."
"After keeping it secret for so long, I felt a huge rush of sperm up my backside the other day" continued Gareth Thomas anonymously. "Can't recall if that was at a ruck or in the showers after the game, haha. Just kidding. Bit of gay humour. It was in the showers."
Welsh rugby: huge rush of sperm up the backside.
The player, Gareth Thomas of Phlegmpool, Wales, wearing a black executioners hood to protect his identity, went on: "I told two of my team-mates, Stephen Jones and Martyn Williams, and as I sat in the bar waiting for them in my little pink hot pants and silly black hood, I was absolutely terrified, wondering what they were going to say. But they patted me on the back and said: 'We're all fags, mate. Let's have a look at it then."
--- AP Press.
In a stirring show of unity, the entire Welsh rugby team have today announced that they are, to a man, all homosexuals. "We don't want to be known as gay rugby players. We want to be known as a gay rugby team" stated one of the players, under cloak of anonymity.
Phlegm and semen-covered Welsh rugby fans
standing behind their team.
"We aim to use this to our advantage, to sow the seeds of doubt in opposing straight players as they charge towards a ruck or melee or what-have-you. We can exploit that split-second of hesitancy as they fret over their gaydars or whatever."
"We just happen to be poofs," added the player, who wished to remain anonymous. "It's irrelevant. Statistically we can't be the only 100% gay rugby team."
"Hands off, 13! It might be contagious."
"Sir, whistle's gone but this guy's
mouth is still full of penis."
"After keeping it secret for so long, I felt a huge rush of sperm up my backside the other day" continued Gareth Thomas anonymously. "Can't recall if that was at a ruck or in the showers after the game, haha. Just kidding. Bit of gay humour. It was in the showers."
Welsh rugby: huge rush of sperm up the backside.
The player, Gareth Thomas of Phlegmpool, Wales, wearing a black executioners hood to protect his identity, went on: "I told two of my team-mates, Stephen Jones and Martyn Williams, and as I sat in the bar waiting for them in my little pink hot pants and silly black hood, I was absolutely terrified, wondering what they were going to say. But they patted me on the back and said: 'We're all fags, mate. Let's have a look at it then."