Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 8, 2012 16:35:44 GMT 9
Toyota's president apologizes for uncoordinated foreigners
-- TOKYO
Toyota CEO Akio Toyota yesterday called a press conference to apologize
for "stupid foreign cunts who cannot operate Japanese car gas pedal".
"I sincerely apologize for spastic-footed foreigner who cannot
control accelerator with giant size-12 foot shoe and crash car and die."
In addition, the company president has responded to international outcry over his
company's potentially fatally-flawed vehicles by instructing his upper management
team to quickly set up a special "Do Nothing Task Force."
"'Loose floor mats that can cause gas pedals to stick'? Is stupid
foreign cunt wearing SHOE inside car again? No further comment.
Read fine-print of car purchase document, dead foreign cunt."
He added the company will set up a committee to analyse the
cost-effectiveness of "ignoring whinging foreign cunts forever".
"Toyota's car is no problem for Japanese. Foreigner cannot understand
delicate sensibility of Japanese car gas pedal. That is all. Rest In Peace,
insensitive foreigner."
"Recall 2010 Toyota Prius hybrid which is top-seller in January in Japan?
Why don't you all laugh and point at my tiny cock while you're at it?"
-- TOKYO
Toyota CEO Akio Toyota yesterday called a press conference to apologize
for "stupid foreign cunts who cannot operate Japanese car gas pedal".
"I sincerely apologize for spastic-footed foreigner who cannot
control accelerator with giant size-12 foot shoe and crash car and die."
In addition, the company president has responded to international outcry over his
company's potentially fatally-flawed vehicles by instructing his upper management
team to quickly set up a special "Do Nothing Task Force."
"'Loose floor mats that can cause gas pedals to stick'? Is stupid
foreign cunt wearing SHOE inside car again? No further comment.
Read fine-print of car purchase document, dead foreign cunt."
He added the company will set up a committee to analyse the
cost-effectiveness of "ignoring whinging foreign cunts forever".
"Toyota's car is no problem for Japanese. Foreigner cannot understand
delicate sensibility of Japanese car gas pedal. That is all. Rest In Peace,
insensitive foreigner."
"Recall 2010 Toyota Prius hybrid which is top-seller in January in Japan?
Why don't you all laugh and point at my tiny cock while you're at it?"