Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 11, 2012 19:05:44 GMT 9
Japan Fucked.
--Tokyo, Oct 11, 9:00--
Japan's Treasury has today made what many financial commentators perceived to be an inevitable announcement; as of 0900 GMT this morning the nation of Japan is officially financially and economically completely and irrepairably fucked beyond repair.
The Minister for Pre-Teen Grot Mags looks resigned
to the news but perhaps his thoughts are elsewhere:
"If I don't get that November shipment of pre-teen grot mags
through on time they'll kill my wife and kids. And that will leave
me with 4 less people to fuck up the arse by cloak of darkness."
"I know! I just had a great idea! I'll keep
the whole November shipment for myself!"
"This is my 'we are fucked' serious public office face.
It's different to my 'keep whole November shipment
for myself' face."
--Tokyo, Oct 11, 9:00--
Japan's Treasury has today made what many financial commentators perceived to be an inevitable announcement; as of 0900 GMT this morning the nation of Japan is officially financially and economically completely and irrepairably fucked beyond repair.
The Minister for Pre-Teen Grot Mags looks resigned
to the news but perhaps his thoughts are elsewhere:
"If I don't get that November shipment of pre-teen grot mags
through on time they'll kill my wife and kids. And that will leave
me with 4 less people to fuck up the arse by cloak of darkness."
"I know! I just had a great idea! I'll keep
the whole November shipment for myself!"
"This is my 'we are fucked' serious public office face.
It's different to my 'keep whole November shipment
for myself' face."