Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 1, 2013 10:06:44 GMT 9
Two whales high-five Japanese fishing boat
with flipper and accidentally drown.
--Japan Today--
2 whales off the Cape of Good Cock have attempted to high-five a Japanese
fishing boat with their flippers and sadly accidentally drowned in their own
ocean.
Whales, so clumsy with high fives. Despite being black.
The Japanese fishing boat was not in speedy pursuit of the whales at a top
rate of knots. Ropes and harpoons and sushi plates in the photo are all
unrelated to the high-five catastrophy.
It is a crying shame. Tears of whales are salty, like the tears of the ocean.
Both whale corpses will be stored for scientific research aboard the fishing
boat until everyone aboard the boat has finished their giant fucking sushi lunch.
with flipper and accidentally drown.
--Japan Today--
2 whales off the Cape of Good Cock have attempted to high-five a Japanese
fishing boat with their flippers and sadly accidentally drowned in their own
ocean.
Whales, so clumsy with high fives. Despite being black.
The Japanese fishing boat was not in speedy pursuit of the whales at a top
rate of knots. Ropes and harpoons and sushi plates in the photo are all
unrelated to the high-five catastrophy.
It is a crying shame. Tears of whales are salty, like the tears of the ocean.
Both whale corpses will be stored for scientific research aboard the fishing
boat until everyone aboard the boat has finished their giant fucking sushi lunch.