Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 1, 2011 14:19:24 GMT 9
Tiger Woods to be honoured in Burmese barbeque.
November 27, 2010 4:42 p.m. EST
(CNN) -- Golfer Tiger Woods is to be honoured by Japanese wartime authorities
by being barbequed alive in Burma.
A statement from Woods' publicist said the golfer was "not looking forward" to
attending the celebration.
Woods' white Bronco on the run from Burmese authorities.
"We want to remember war effort of 1944 and the 366 eaten in Burma" (pictured below)
said Yuko Tojo, grandaughter of Japanese wartime leader General Tojo.
Burmese buffet, Japanese style.
"We admire this Burmese freak named Woods and his efforts
at silly resort sport but it is time for him to pay his respects to
war-dead by being cooked alive" continued Tojo.
Yuko Tojo, kindly grandmother to none.
"We Japanese value honour and duty" yelled Tojo. "It would
be grave insult for gaijin guest not to attend".
"We invite whole fucking neighbourhood, it is too late to cancel
now, Burmese freak."
"Burmese barbeque? It over there."
Woods, 35, lives in California withhis Nordic supermodel trophy-wife
Elin Nordegren a stripper and is expected to taste a bit gamey.
Artist's impression of Woods: "a bit gamey."
November 27, 2010 4:42 p.m. EST
(CNN) -- Golfer Tiger Woods is to be honoured by Japanese wartime authorities
by being barbequed alive in Burma.
A statement from Woods' publicist said the golfer was "not looking forward" to
attending the celebration.
Woods' white Bronco on the run from Burmese authorities.
"We want to remember war effort of 1944 and the 366 eaten in Burma" (pictured below)
said Yuko Tojo, grandaughter of Japanese wartime leader General Tojo.
Burmese buffet, Japanese style.
"We admire this Burmese freak named Woods and his efforts
at silly resort sport but it is time for him to pay his respects to
war-dead by being cooked alive" continued Tojo.
Yuko Tojo, kindly grandmother to none.
"We Japanese value honour and duty" yelled Tojo. "It would
be grave insult for gaijin guest not to attend".
"We invite whole fucking neighbourhood, it is too late to cancel
now, Burmese freak."
"Burmese barbeque? It over there."
Woods, 35, lives in California with
Elin Nordegren
Artist's impression of Woods: "a bit gamey."