Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 2, 2013 19:35:50 GMT 9
Local Man Controls Bitches With Iron Fist.
--Japan Today--
A local man has today claimed he "controls his bitches with an iron fist."
Reports from the man indicate he is in control of not one but two bitches.
"2 girls 1 cup? 2 bitches and 1 ashtray, more like."
- local man.
Unfortunately, as it pans out, the local man is under the impression he has purchased a feudal-era dwelling furnished with two "comfort women."
However, due to the language barrier, the man is completely unaware that he is in fact staying in a 20,000 yen a night guest house.
He is also unaware that the two female guest house proprietors have secured his credit card to pay off the 4 million yen and rising bill.
The man has been a guest at the inn for seven straight months now.
His parents back in his home country have sold their house, their farm, their boat, and all of their chickens in order to continue to furnish the family's steadily-mounting credit card debts.
The local man remains unaware of all of these permutations.
"Avert your gaze, all ye who enter."
--Japan Today--
A local man has today claimed he "controls his bitches with an iron fist."
Reports from the man indicate he is in control of not one but two bitches.
"2 girls 1 cup? 2 bitches and 1 ashtray, more like."
- local man.
Unfortunately, as it pans out, the local man is under the impression he has purchased a feudal-era dwelling furnished with two "comfort women."
However, due to the language barrier, the man is completely unaware that he is in fact staying in a 20,000 yen a night guest house.
He is also unaware that the two female guest house proprietors have secured his credit card to pay off the 4 million yen and rising bill.
The man has been a guest at the inn for seven straight months now.
His parents back in his home country have sold their house, their farm, their boat, and all of their chickens in order to continue to furnish the family's steadily-mounting credit card debts.
The local man remains unaware of all of these permutations.
"Avert your gaze, all ye who enter."