Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 22, 2014 11:06:33 GMT 9
Local cricket pitch in disarray.
--NZ Herald--
A local cricket pitch has started to develop a big fucking divot around the mid-wicket area. A local council groundsman has described the bare patch as "almost completely bereft of grass cover".
The offending pitch in question.
"The seamers will have a field day on this cunt" said the groundsman. "I certainly would not like to be facing young Roger from over on Parrotborough St when he's roaring in from the Gavaskar End after teatime on any given Sunday."
"I will behead you twice in the
first over, goddamn you forever."
--Roger.
--NZ Herald--
A local cricket pitch has started to develop a big fucking divot around the mid-wicket area. A local council groundsman has described the bare patch as "almost completely bereft of grass cover".
The offending pitch in question.
"The seamers will have a field day on this cunt" said the groundsman. "I certainly would not like to be facing young Roger from over on Parrotborough St when he's roaring in from the Gavaskar End after teatime on any given Sunday."
"I will behead you twice in the
first over, goddamn you forever."
--Roger.