Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 4, 2014 10:47:04 GMT 9
Disaster averted at Imperial Palace.
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A disaster has been narrowly averted at the Imperial Palace in Tokyo, Japan after no less than 50,000 shocked elderly visitors were fished out of the fuckin' moat.
The elderly had been strolling the grounds, minding their own fuckin' business, thrilled at finally being granted access for the first time in history to the luxurious Imperial Gardens of the exalted Royal Family that they so dearly, dearly love, when lo-and-behold, they were apparently herded en masse directly into The Royal Moat by armbanded factions of Prime Minister Shinzo Abe's ruling party under the guise of a new "pension incentive".
"This way for your pensions. Cunts."
"No harm in it, no malicious intent whatsoever" maintained Abe. "Just a natural selection initiative to take care of the aging population. Rather than raise the taxes we thought we would see which old cunts would sink and which ones would swim. Just natural selection taking its course but fine, if you're not ready for that sort of tax incentive yet then fuck yuz, we'll fish the dreadful old rotten smelly half-dead cunts out of the moat. If you're not ready for more ground-breaking daring risque sexy Abenomic economic packages then fine, fuck off, enjoy negotiating your way around your local supermarket with 8 dozen rotten wankers bashing you with their trolleys every 3 seconds, changing direction abruptly whenever the fuck they like, and then at checkout taking 3 days to pay for one half of one bit of old moldy dickweed using 3 million one-yen coins from their stupid purse that they can't even fuckin' open. And that's just the cunts that didn't just die face-first in the frozen fish section holding onto half a fuckin' dead fish."
--RST--
A disaster has been narrowly averted at the Imperial Palace in Tokyo, Japan after no less than 50,000 shocked elderly visitors were fished out of the fuckin' moat.
The elderly had been strolling the grounds, minding their own fuckin' business, thrilled at finally being granted access for the first time in history to the luxurious Imperial Gardens of the exalted Royal Family that they so dearly, dearly love, when lo-and-behold, they were apparently herded en masse directly into The Royal Moat by armbanded factions of Prime Minister Shinzo Abe's ruling party under the guise of a new "pension incentive".
"This way for your pensions. Cunts."
"No harm in it, no malicious intent whatsoever" maintained Abe. "Just a natural selection initiative to take care of the aging population. Rather than raise the taxes we thought we would see which old cunts would sink and which ones would swim. Just natural selection taking its course but fine, if you're not ready for that sort of tax incentive yet then fuck yuz, we'll fish the dreadful old rotten smelly half-dead cunts out of the moat. If you're not ready for more ground-breaking daring risque sexy Abenomic economic packages then fine, fuck off, enjoy negotiating your way around your local supermarket with 8 dozen rotten wankers bashing you with their trolleys every 3 seconds, changing direction abruptly whenever the fuck they like, and then at checkout taking 3 days to pay for one half of one bit of old moldy dickweed using 3 million one-yen coins from their stupid purse that they can't even fuckin' open. And that's just the cunts that didn't just die face-first in the frozen fish section holding onto half a fuckin' dead fish."