Post by Sprague Dawley on Jul 16, 2015 9:31:44 GMT 9
Japan gears up for war atrocities by making porpoises extinct.
--AP Press--
Elated with yesterday's surprise unanimous passing of a motion in the Japanese House of Commons which approved the resumption of WWII, Japan has deployed their entire navy to the Sea of Japan for target practice with the express purpose of shooting every single last porpoise in the face until they are all dead. "They are useless for sushi research and no prick likes them" said Admiral Sato. "They are ugly. Plus we need the target practice."
"There's one of the fat little gaylords! FIRE!"
"Once all the porpoises are dead then it's back home to refuel before we resume the push through Burma, then on into Manchuria, dead bodies everywhere, then onto Berlin, or Auschwitz, or Poland, or some other foreign bumhole, fuck knows where yet" continued Sato. "Then after they're all speaking Japanese its back home for a cup of tea and some lovely fresh porpoise sushi haha just kidding we're not eating that rubbish, we're not barbarians."
"Suck on this one, Flipper!"
--AP Press--
Elated with yesterday's surprise unanimous passing of a motion in the Japanese House of Commons which approved the resumption of WWII, Japan has deployed their entire navy to the Sea of Japan for target practice with the express purpose of shooting every single last porpoise in the face until they are all dead. "They are useless for sushi research and no prick likes them" said Admiral Sato. "They are ugly. Plus we need the target practice."
"There's one of the fat little gaylords! FIRE!"
"Once all the porpoises are dead then it's back home to refuel before we resume the push through Burma, then on into Manchuria, dead bodies everywhere, then onto Berlin, or Auschwitz, or Poland, or some other foreign bumhole, fuck knows where yet" continued Sato. "Then after they're all speaking Japanese its back home for a cup of tea and some lovely fresh porpoise sushi haha just kidding we're not eating that rubbish, we're not barbarians."
"Suck on this one, Flipper!"