Post by Sprague Dawley on Jul 23, 2015 9:30:39 GMT 9
Japan PM invited to first family Sunday dinner since 1979.
--Japan Today--
The Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, is reportedly privately elated that his mother has invited him to his first family Sunday dinner since 1979. "The cock-faced little fairy has finally started to honour the spirit of his grandfather" said Abe's curmudgeonly mother in reference to grandfather Nob Kishi, the war criminal turned Prime Minister who ran operations in Manchuria in the 1930's as Japan fucked shit up with hookers and malaria experiments on poor little half-blind ching-chong wankers.
"ALL CHINAMEN ARE DOGS TO ME."
--Grandpa Kishi seen here fucking shit up.
"The shrouded veil of all that Abenomics bullshit has at last been lifted, torched and raped straight in the face" continued Abe's mother. "Now we're seeing the real motive of constitutional reforms almost at fruition. That being, freedom from the seppo war criminal pigtards. Freedom to rewrite our own motherfucking destiny. Freedom to re-annex that filthy fucking Korean Peninsula and march on Seoul with our nuts teabagging on gaggles of pronated K-Pop bitches. Freedom to head back to China to fuck some more shit up. I personally can hardly wait to head back to the abandoned Unit 732 underground bunker where we've had those deep-frozen chinamen marinading in my grandmothers own special secret experimental "chinese sauce" for damn near 70 years now. Those pricks will be deliciously ripened, exquisite on a yakitori stick, I reckon. In fact, that'll be the menu for Shinzo's first family Sunday dinner since 1979. Come on down, my boy!"
--Japan Today--
The Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, is reportedly privately elated that his mother has invited him to his first family Sunday dinner since 1979. "The cock-faced little fairy has finally started to honour the spirit of his grandfather" said Abe's curmudgeonly mother in reference to grandfather Nob Kishi, the war criminal turned Prime Minister who ran operations in Manchuria in the 1930's as Japan fucked shit up with hookers and malaria experiments on poor little half-blind ching-chong wankers.
"ALL CHINAMEN ARE DOGS TO ME."
--Grandpa Kishi seen here fucking shit up.
"The shrouded veil of all that Abenomics bullshit has at last been lifted, torched and raped straight in the face" continued Abe's mother. "Now we're seeing the real motive of constitutional reforms almost at fruition. That being, freedom from the seppo war criminal pigtards. Freedom to rewrite our own motherfucking destiny. Freedom to re-annex that filthy fucking Korean Peninsula and march on Seoul with our nuts teabagging on gaggles of pronated K-Pop bitches. Freedom to head back to China to fuck some more shit up. I personally can hardly wait to head back to the abandoned Unit 732 underground bunker where we've had those deep-frozen chinamen marinading in my grandmothers own special secret experimental "chinese sauce" for damn near 70 years now. Those pricks will be deliciously ripened, exquisite on a yakitori stick, I reckon. In fact, that'll be the menu for Shinzo's first family Sunday dinner since 1979. Come on down, my boy!"