Post by Sprague Dawley on May 3, 2016 16:46:57 GMT 9
Offshore Applicant "Clear Front-Runner" for Vacant Crusaders Coaching Job.
--NZ Herald--
An offshore applicant has already been identified as the clear front-runner for the soon-to-be vacant Crusaders head coaching job. The position is open to application until the end of the season after the incumbent, Todd Blackadder, succeeded in delivering a sum total of zero Super Rugby titles in his eight years at the helm. Straight after Deans won 12 in a row.
"We may as well stop accepting applications right now" said one Crusaders front office spokesman. "This applicant ticks all the boxes. Clear thinking and a straight-forward, no-holds-barred attitude. I am fully confident that this applicant will take the Crusaders to where they need to be."
A copy of the stunning application in full:
--NZ Herald--
An offshore applicant has already been identified as the clear front-runner for the soon-to-be vacant Crusaders head coaching job. The position is open to application until the end of the season after the incumbent, Todd Blackadder, succeeded in delivering a sum total of zero Super Rugby titles in his eight years at the helm. Straight after Deans won 12 in a row.
"We may as well stop accepting applications right now" said one Crusaders front office spokesman. "This applicant ticks all the boxes. Clear thinking and a straight-forward, no-holds-barred attitude. I am fully confident that this applicant will take the Crusaders to where they need to be."
A copy of the stunning application in full: