Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 7, 2016 21:28:15 GMT 9
Japan Prime Minister En Route to Pearl Harbour
--Japan Time--
Japan’s Prime Minister Abe is reportedly already “en route” to Pearl Harbour for the first-ever visit by a Japanese Prime Minister. Mr Abe is however believed to be flying to the US Naval Base as the sole occupant of a Japanese WWII Mitsubishi Zero fighter plane.
“Don’t panic cunts. The fucken guns’ve been
disabled ACK ACK ACK hahaha, just fuckin’
with ya.”
Mr Abe has no previous experience piloting any aircraft of any sort.
“No worries if I can’t stick the landing” laughed Abe. “I’ll just kamikaze my shit in there. Just like old times. Should give the old seppo war hero codgers saluting their nuts off down there something to have a massive sook about hahahahah oops, there’s the Naval base down there now OH FUCK I’M LOSING ALTITUDE HAHAHAHAHAHA...”