Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 28, 2016 8:16:32 GMT 9
Shinjuku Unit 731
Hello. Masahiro Sato here.
Welcome to Guided Tour of Shinjuku Unit 731 Facility.
Facility is currently close but any day now it is possible re-open.
As for Unit 731, some say "macabre experiment and injecting malaria virus into arse-hole of still-living Chinamen and stand around and wait and see what happen as Chinaman shriek and head explode."
Others say "all of the above".
Let us take a look for yourself and decide for yourself:
Temporary fence in foreground.
Ravine of Death in background.
"This way please, Mr Wang Hung. Mind your step."
Chinaman bones under dirt? "I think it is starting to rain now, everybody go home now please."
Old Unit 731 building today:
Dinosaur has massive cock.
Oops, sorry, my mistake.
It is Loch Ness monster.
Strange mound? All I see is bent tree.
Unit 731 lab today. Probably it is some kind of childish girlish university.
If only sign said "8 chinaman required for medical experiment. Apply within."
"We are here on earth to fart around and don't let anyone tell you different." -K.Vonnegut