Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 28, 2016 14:51:57 GMT 9
Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Sunbeds.
Gidday cunts.
I am Wayne Gunston of Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Sunbeds.
Chuck away your brolly, no need for sunglasses or some stupid old lady's bonnet, we here at Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Sunbeds harness all the rich warmth of natural fissive energy to give YOU a warm and soothing and PERMANENT all-over glowing tan! Even on your nuts!*
*if you're a sheila and you don't have a nutsack at the present time, well, you will after this!
Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Sunbeds are located here;
Never mind the barbeques in the adjacent buildings.
That's a separate business and you are not invited so just stay put on that fucking sunbed!
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Let's take a look inside the actual tanning room:
Bugger me, now that's an all-over suntan!
Pay now, pasty cunts.
Form an orderly queue, you translucent nazi's!
This way to Gunston Fukushima Sunbeds! Mind your step, woman!
"Haha, he says he can't land a plane and his chin was like
that BEFORE he went to Gunston Fukushima Sunbeds!
"I order you to get back on that fucking sunbed!"