Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 30, 2016 15:16:15 GMT 9
Gidday, fellers. Genus here.
Look, I know how you seppo warmonger types are keen on guns.
So thats why I'm opening my "Online Internet Gun Store".
Its called "Online Internet Gun Store".
It's your one-stop shop for gun needs.
Let's take a look at the range of guns we have on offer today.
GUNS
Legend has it that Napoleon once threw this gun
at some French prick. At the Battle of Tralalgar.
$4.95.
As guns go, this one is pretty
much "Operation Certain Death".
$9.95.
Pay now, cunt.
Bit of a short-cock barrel on this one.
Probably asian.
25 cents.
Looks pretty old. Who knows, Pontius Pilate could've
used this one to kill an abo or two back in the day.
$10 bucks for this one.
Hugely long barrel. Would have to be an Aussie gun.
$4,000 bucks for this one.
Trev reckons this was the actual gun Colonel Custer
used to shoot John Lennon point-blank in the cock.
"Bollocks!" I said to him. "Everyone knows Custer was a General."
He's a stupid cunt at times, that Trevor.
At all times.
$6.95. Pay up, knobface.
I know, I know, the fvcking thinhs only half fvckin-made.
Half-price then, 2 bucks.
This one has Julius Ceasar's signature on the other side.
$8.95.
Top Gun. Named after a movie, according to Wayne.
Fairly mangy-looking gun. Hard to believe it's the
exact same gun used to shoot Ronald Reagan.
12 bucks.
Foreign gun. Are you foreign? Pay up then, Rudi.
$800 bucks.
Guns. Potentially lethal.
$50 bucks.
Handle has a small steel knob on it, bloody handy for
belting some prick in the head in the carpark outside
the Sydney Redfern RSL.
$2.95
This one's made of steel.
$2.25.
Jesus, has anyone even read this fuckin far? I know I haven't.
This one dates back to prehistoric times, even before Trev's
mum rooted her parole worker in the Redfern RSL blokes dunny.
$3.95.
Actual gun used by Albert Schwarzenegger in "Star Wars".
$20 bucks.
If this one accidentally goes off in your pants
it's pretty much "Operation One Less Cock".
$20 bucks.
Well, thats about it, the end of the catalogue, yep, we're a veritable one-stop fuckin' shop. So get fuckin' shopping.
Righto.
Your pal, Genus.