Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 1, 2011 14:41:13 GMT 9
2010 Winter Olympics Biathlon Terror.
--- Vancouver Times
The 2010 Winter Olympics will live long in the memory
but unfortunately for all the wrong reasons. The Olympics
Biathlon Pursuit community in Vancouver were, to a man,
reportedly "stunned" by the 4-man South African team taking
it upon themselves to slaughter all 46 other competitors.
Foreign biathletes begin fleeing in terror
as the shots start ringing out around them.
A foreign biathlete keels over dead after
having been shot flush in the arse by a
sharp-shooting South African.
"That's the last of them. Fucking hell, this biathlon
bullshit is a piece of piss."
The Biathlon event, which combines cross-country skiing and sharp-shooting, has yet to gain much of a foothold on the high veldts of South Africa. But that didn't stop the 4 South African biathletes Gunter du Plessis, Bismarck Goebbels, Jurgen Vaalstraad and Gunter von Hitlerhitler being the only athletes left alive at the end of the competition. All 4 were awarded joint gold medals by Olympic officials, who were then themselves executed "Biathlon-style" by the 4 South African competitors.
"Thanks for the memories, Canada."
South African athletes celebrating the "elimination" of the competition.
--- Vancouver Times
The 2010 Winter Olympics will live long in the memory
but unfortunately for all the wrong reasons. The Olympics
Biathlon Pursuit community in Vancouver were, to a man,
reportedly "stunned" by the 4-man South African team taking
it upon themselves to slaughter all 46 other competitors.
Foreign biathletes begin fleeing in terror
as the shots start ringing out around them.
A foreign biathlete keels over dead after
having been shot flush in the arse by a
sharp-shooting South African.
"That's the last of them. Fucking hell, this biathlon
bullshit is a piece of piss."
The Biathlon event, which combines cross-country skiing and sharp-shooting, has yet to gain much of a foothold on the high veldts of South Africa. But that didn't stop the 4 South African biathletes Gunter du Plessis, Bismarck Goebbels, Jurgen Vaalstraad and Gunter von Hitlerhitler being the only athletes left alive at the end of the competition. All 4 were awarded joint gold medals by Olympic officials, who were then themselves executed "Biathlon-style" by the 4 South African competitors.
"Thanks for the memories, Canada."
South African athletes celebrating the "elimination" of the competition.