Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 16, 2017 15:34:03 GMT 9
Unnamed Ex-Auckland Blues Assistant Restructures Super 18 into new “Super 1” Competition.
--NZ Herald—
An unnamed ex-Auckland Blues assistant coach has taken the surprising step of reorganizing the dogs bollocks 18-team strong Super Rugby competition into a new “streamlined” competition featuring just the one team.
“I’m not at liberty to say who the one remaining team is but I think
we both know who the one remaining team is now don’t we eh?”
-- an unnamed ex-Auckland Blues assistant coach
“Since the one remaining team can’t very well play themselves, mainly because they'd probably somehow manage to f***ing lose” continued the ex-assistant coach, “I have taken the liberty of splitting the team up into 12 distinct entities who will play each other in the new Super One competition. Home and away so each team will play 22 matches in a season. The teams are as follows. By the way, I had my wife give them some racey new team names.”
•Ponsonby Housing Pricers
•University Poofs
•Manukau Shopping Centres
•Onehunga Mallers
•Waitemata Michael Jonesers
•Pakuranga Bogans
•Otahuhu Barfighters
•College Rifles
•Grammar Wankers
•Marist Godbotherers
•Suburbs Fullaz Eh
•Papatoetoe Potato Toes
“All the funds accrued from Super Rugby will now be redirected
to these new franchises. It doesn’t all just run on goodwill and
lollipops you know. No more questions”