Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 16, 2017 15:51:25 GMT 9
North Korea Rugby Team Hire New Coach
--Japan Times—
The North Korean National Rugby Union have today hired a new coach for their national representative rugby team.
“Fuck yeah, I’ll do it! Let’s put these green goalposts up for starters!”
The team are already kitted out in state-of-the-art rugby scrum caps. Unfortunately though, while wearing the protective headgear, the players cannot hear a single fucken thing their new coach says.
“CAN THESE WANKERS EVEN HEAR ME THROUGH THEIR BLOODY ACE SCRUM
CAPS? GREEN GOALPOSTS! UP! NOW! CUNTS! HAHAHA. LET'S GO, DEAF MONGO'S!”