Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 6, 2017 16:42:31 GMT 9
Welcome to GUNSTON DECONTAMINATION SERVICES.
Gidday and welcome to Gunston Decontamination Services.
We offer a wide range of products to help you deal with some
scabby rellie half-covered in the pox or leprosy or fuck knows what.
Mum's radioactive?
BUY OUR SHIT!
Dad's cock fell off?
BUY OUR SHIT!
Pet monkey's got the ebola?
BUY OUR SHIT!
Is there some wanker you reckon might need quarantining? We've got the gear you need!
BUY OUR FUCKIN' SHIT!
It's fuckin' cheap!
Drop by our Home Infirmary (pictured below) in Woolongong.
The stockroom's upstairs!
Gene-o'll be down soon to sell you all the bullshit you need to deal with pricks that need to be decontaminated.
Caught some horrific contagious disease? Wait in the infirmary for a bit and Aunty Doris'll be down in a tick to give you a bit of a swab with the sherry.
"Gidday, I'm Aunty fucken Doris!"
Anyway, let's take a quick look at some of the
shit that you will be buying off us today.
Dead? Alive? Give the freak a poke with
this pronged thingie and find out.
50 bucks. O.N.O.
Decontamination Unit and adjacent paddling pool.
10 bucks.
Portable DJ rig. For entertaining the lepers as all their shit drops off.
Free. (it sounds like shit.)
Want to cop a feel of some half-dead cunt? Slip
on this Doc's robe and you've got the perfect alibi.
10 bucks. Ya pervy cunt.
Alleviate the misery of the surrounding death and despair by
having a huff on this laughing gaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
50,000 bucks. O.N.OHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
"Penetration team?" You'd be a rude cunt!
Even lepers like a letter from the postie.
5 bucks a letter.
Emergency beer silo. Half-dead? Get on the piss!
1 keg.
Relieve the tension in your pox-riddled leper colony by donning this
comically stupid party costume! Bloody hilarious! Life of the party!
Dead cunt? Bag it and tag it, Danno.
Charge it to the cadaver's card! Hahaha
Enough space in there for 1 dead cunt
to stretch his legs out all cosy-like.
10 bucks.
3 dead cunts
3 for 1, ten bucks.
Perfect alibi to pickpocket half-dead pricks.
Fence off that beer silo!
200 bucks.
Tripping over limbs? Chuck em' in here!
(doubles as budget-price beer silo)
2 bucks.
Or, special deal, 5 for 10,000 bucks.
Righto, that's all the shit we've got at the moment, we'll see you soon!
Fuck the rest, buy the best, GO GUNSTON!
****SPECIAL BUDGET-PRICE DECONTAMINATION OFFER****.
Half-dead but no dosh? Hop in the back of the ute and
I'll whip down to the creek and hiff you in! Low rates!
Gidday and welcome to Gunston Decontamination Services.
We offer a wide range of products to help you deal with some
scabby rellie half-covered in the pox or leprosy or fuck knows what.
Mum's radioactive?
BUY OUR SHIT!
Dad's cock fell off?
BUY OUR SHIT!
Pet monkey's got the ebola?
BUY OUR SHIT!
Is there some wanker you reckon might need quarantining? We've got the gear you need!
BUY OUR FUCKIN' SHIT!
It's fuckin' cheap!
Drop by our Home Infirmary (pictured below) in Woolongong.
The stockroom's upstairs!
Gene-o'll be down soon to sell you all the bullshit you need to deal with pricks that need to be decontaminated.
Caught some horrific contagious disease? Wait in the infirmary for a bit and Aunty Doris'll be down in a tick to give you a bit of a swab with the sherry.
"Gidday, I'm Aunty fucken Doris!"
Anyway, let's take a quick look at some of the
shit that you will be buying off us today.
Dead? Alive? Give the freak a poke with
this pronged thingie and find out.
50 bucks. O.N.O.
Decontamination Unit and adjacent paddling pool.
10 bucks.
Portable DJ rig. For entertaining the lepers as all their shit drops off.
Free. (it sounds like shit.)
Want to cop a feel of some half-dead cunt? Slip
on this Doc's robe and you've got the perfect alibi.
10 bucks. Ya pervy cunt.
Alleviate the misery of the surrounding death and despair by
having a huff on this laughing gaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
50,000 bucks. O.N.OHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
"Penetration team?" You'd be a rude cunt!
Even lepers like a letter from the postie.
5 bucks a letter.
Emergency beer silo. Half-dead? Get on the piss!
1 keg.
Relieve the tension in your pox-riddled leper colony by donning this
comically stupid party costume! Bloody hilarious! Life of the party!
Dead cunt? Bag it and tag it, Danno.
Charge it to the cadaver's card! Hahaha
Enough space in there for 1 dead cunt
to stretch his legs out all cosy-like.
10 bucks.
3 dead cunts
3 for 1, ten bucks.
Perfect alibi to pickpocket half-dead pricks.
Fence off that beer silo!
200 bucks.
Tripping over limbs? Chuck em' in here!
(doubles as budget-price beer silo)
2 bucks.
Or, special deal, 5 for 10,000 bucks.
Righto, that's all the shit we've got at the moment, we'll see you soon!
Fuck the rest, buy the best, GO GUNSTON!
****SPECIAL BUDGET-PRICE DECONTAMINATION OFFER****.
Half-dead but no dosh? Hop in the back of the ute and
I'll whip down to the creek and hiff you in! Low rates!