Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 6, 2017 18:52:12 GMT 9
Good day to you from the sunny New Republic of South Africa!
I'm Ost Botha, newly appointed Race Relations conciliator for the Depawrtment of
Justice & Constitutional Development here in the New Republic of South Africa.
Regawdless of your ethnicity, cawste or dowry, I would
like to take this opportunity to thank you for visiting our site!
Welcome to the Depawrtment of Justice & Constitutional Development website brochure!
We in the depawtment work diligently together side by side in an equal setting to maintain accurate, up to date information on people of all the major and minor races in the New Republic of South Africa.
The aim of the Depawrtment of Justice & Constitutional Development is to contribute towards the maintenance of justice and facilitation of our planned Constitutional Redevelopment. This is a unilateral bi-partisan project aimed at enforcing a just, peaceful and hawrmonius society. A uniform, equal society for all, where all know their place and role. Yes, the New Dawn is coming!
Quick Tour Of Our Official Office Facilities.
Let's take a quick tour of our official office facilities.
First up, here's me hawd at work in my office:
Yes, the more observant among you may have noticed that I am something of a part-time Big Game Hunter!
The Stawf.
Now then, let's meet the stawf.
My receptionists:
Not sure what the lads are up to in this picture. Perhaps chasing an errant fox off the property.
Our Parole Officers, seen here escorting a colourful citizen to a nice, warm Centre for Justice & Constitutional Development:
"This way to a nice, warm Centre for Justice & Constitutional Development."
All in all, I must say our stawf do a fantastic job.
Here they are kindly escorting more colourful characters to Centres for Justice & Constitutional Development.
"Please accompany us to a Centre for Justice & Constitutional Development."
Public Works Programmes
Yes, our initiatives at the Centres for Justice & Constitutional Development include detailed Public Works programmes, matching each citizen with tasks best suited to their particular talents. Whether that be tarring the freeways that cleave the high veldt or sealing the air vents in each of the Centre's lawge basement chambers, we'll keep the little scamps busy in preparation for The New Dawn!
"Shallow what? Don't be absurd, man."
Oh, what are the stawf doing here, you may ask? Looks like Werner, Gunter and Bismarck are sharing a light-hearted moment at the expense of Gunterschlong. Haha! No, it's not all beer and skittles escorting blecks to Departments of Justice & Constitutional Development.
Well, that's about enough palava from me, thanks for taking time out to peruse
the Department of Justice & Constitutional Development website brochure!
I best get back to work now, dotting the eyes and teeing up the crosses. If you look closely at the picture below, you may even be able to see me hawd at work in my office, there I am in the white building in the background. Give me a little wave. "Hello Ost!"
Above are some coloureds happily awaiting relocation to a nearby Centre for Justice & Constitutional Development. Soon there'll be one in every town! (a Centre for Justice & Constitutional Development, not a coloured)
Regawds,
Os Botha.
Oh, one more thing, be sure to pick up a copy of my latest book when you next head into town:
