Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 6, 2017 19:39:26 GMT 9
Welcome aboard the
USS Nimrod Botfly Dawley.
The world's largest floating photobucket.
All ports of call, gib ahoy and so on and so forth.
"Look at that big floating thing over there! It's as big as a ship!"
Let's begin The Exclusive Guided Tour*!
Yes, we're actually going to take you
inside the hull of this engineering marvel!
*charges will be reflected in your monthly statements.
Workers sacrifice arms. For art.
Sign says "Hot Tubs For Workers!"
Once inside, the little shits are melted down into fuel.
On to the meat of the operation: the cock picture tubes.
One cock picture, one tube.
That slack prick on the right, the one leaning on the rail?
Executed at smoko. Bones ground up and fed into the
furnace. Just like his mum and dad.
"If you get these seals exactly right, you can both take a dip in a hot tub".
"Ready for lift-off? Yes?
Pay attention.
This is a boat not a spaceship.
Dickhead.
Photo's are developed here. I call the process "photosynthesis." Pat pending.
Sign says "More Workers Hot-Tubs Upstairs."
... something about staying behind the ropes, Willy Wonka, chocolate factory, fuck
knows really though cos' your cheques have all cleared so GET OFF MY FUCKING BOAT.
Regards,
Captain Nimrod Botfly Dawley.
USS Nimrod Botfly Dawley.
The world's largest floating photobucket.
All ports of call, gib ahoy and so on and so forth.
"Look at that big floating thing over there! It's as big as a ship!"
Let's begin The Exclusive Guided Tour*!
Yes, we're actually going to take you
inside the hull of this engineering marvel!
*charges will be reflected in your monthly statements.
Workers sacrifice arms. For art.
Sign says "Hot Tubs For Workers!"
Once inside, the little shits are melted down into fuel.
On to the meat of the operation: the cock picture tubes.
One cock picture, one tube.
That slack prick on the right, the one leaning on the rail?
Executed at smoko. Bones ground up and fed into the
furnace. Just like his mum and dad.
"If you get these seals exactly right, you can both take a dip in a hot tub".
"Ready for lift-off? Yes?
Pay attention.
This is a boat not a spaceship.
Dickhead.
Photo's are developed here. I call the process "photosynthesis." Pat pending.
Sign says "More Workers Hot-Tubs Upstairs."
... something about staying behind the ropes, Willy Wonka, chocolate factory, fuck
knows really though cos' your cheques have all cleared so GET OFF MY FUCKING BOAT.
Regards,
Captain Nimrod Botfly Dawley.