Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 6, 2017 20:37:10 GMT 9
Richie McCaw Web Blog Entry #7
Hi fellas.
Richie here.
Bored as shit here in my retirement from rugby so I bought a $675,000 Nikon camera.
I now consider myself a serious photographer with a potential disposition towards Art.
Feel free to take notes from this photographic blog entry in order to improve the quality of your own photographical work.
I used an exposure
of 0.0308662 and an
aperture of 6.2881
for this shot.
The brown material in the
foreground represents "earth".
There are 3 elements in this
photograph: light, colour and
jungle.
The vivid splash of orange is
the centrepiece of this work.
The motor vehicles represent
the Progress of Man lost in a
non-urban setting.
Surprisingly, this shot is actually
symbolic of the female vagina.
I waited 3 days for the sky
to adopt this hue.
Time and money well spent.
Post-modern deconstructionism.
Poor planning. Any bear could just walk to the end of
that silly little fence and then walk around the end of it.
No idea here.
Could be a bear trap with the ladder there for when the bears want
to do some sunbathing, get them up on the roof there and then BAM!
I wanted to take a close-up photo of the tree in the
distance but couldn't be bothered walking any closer.
I used a ruler and a marker pen to draw that black frame by myself.
That DICK wandered into the frame and RUINED the balance of the picture.
FUCK HIM.
I think this might be where the Navy Seals finally found
Asama bin Laden? Somewhere near Christchurch anyway.
Could this be the remains of bin Laden's old underground
tunnel network? Perhaps one for the historians.
Half sky in the picture and half earth in the picture
represents the duality of man in this shot.
Hi fellas.
Richie here.
Bored as shit here in my retirement from rugby so I bought a $675,000 Nikon camera.
I now consider myself a serious photographer with a potential disposition towards Art.
Feel free to take notes from this photographic blog entry in order to improve the quality of your own photographical work.
I used an exposure
of 0.0308662 and an
aperture of 6.2881
for this shot.
The brown material in the
foreground represents "earth".
There are 3 elements in this
photograph: light, colour and
jungle.
The vivid splash of orange is
the centrepiece of this work.
The motor vehicles represent
the Progress of Man lost in a
non-urban setting.
Surprisingly, this shot is actually
symbolic of the female vagina.
I waited 3 days for the sky
to adopt this hue.
Time and money well spent.
Post-modern deconstructionism.
Poor planning. Any bear could just walk to the end of
that silly little fence and then walk around the end of it.
No idea here.
Could be a bear trap with the ladder there for when the bears want
to do some sunbathing, get them up on the roof there and then BAM!
I wanted to take a close-up photo of the tree in the
distance but couldn't be bothered walking any closer.
I used a ruler and a marker pen to draw that black frame by myself.
That DICK wandered into the frame and RUINED the balance of the picture.
FUCK HIM.
I think this might be where the Navy Seals finally found
Asama bin Laden? Somewhere near Christchurch anyway.
Could this be the remains of bin Laden's old underground
tunnel network? Perhaps one for the historians.
Half sky in the picture and half earth in the picture
represents the duality of man in this shot.