Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 1, 2018 8:49:21 GMT 9
Entire Auckland Blues Organisation Abandoned In Hole.
--NZ Herald--
In something of a shock development after their pathetic capitulation versus the Sharks last night, the entire Auckland Blues organisation, players and staff, have this morning been led to the base of their Auckland Blues High Performance Centre and abandoned there.
"Mummy? Mummy, it's dark down here. Mummy, hold meeee..."
--Jordan Trainor.
The individual responsible for this sweeping and definitive action is believed to be an unnamed ex-Auckland Blues assistant coach.
"..."
"It's time for the leadership group to stand up down here." - Tana.
"I am standing up. There's no chairs down here. Did any of the leadership Group bring a flashlight?" - Alan Parsons.
"MUMMY PLEEEEEASSE, ARE YOU THERE, MUMMY? CAN YOU SEE ME MUMMY?" - Trainor
--NZ Herald--
In something of a shock development after their pathetic capitulation versus the Sharks last night, the entire Auckland Blues organisation, players and staff, have this morning been led to the base of their Auckland Blues High Performance Centre and abandoned there.
"Mummy? Mummy, it's dark down here. Mummy, hold meeee..."
--Jordan Trainor.
The individual responsible for this sweeping and definitive action is believed to be an unnamed ex-Auckland Blues assistant coach.
"..."
"It's time for the leadership group to stand up down here." - Tana.
"I am standing up. There's no chairs down here. Did any of the leadership Group bring a flashlight?" - Alan Parsons.
"MUMMY PLEEEEEASSE, ARE YOU THERE, MUMMY? CAN YOU SEE ME MUMMY?" - Trainor