Bathroom poop log

[fuck]

I work in an office and don’t smoke cigarettes, but my partner does. When he needs a brake he heads downstairs to smoke. Me, i have mo other choice but to take a shit, when i need to get away from it all.

I’m sitting on the toilet as we speak.

I must take about ten shits a day or something. May have something to do with all the coffee i drink, but it’s also about getting away from everything and taking a break. I surf the internet, if i can but the reception usually sux. I have books on pdf that i keep on my phone to keep me entertained. Also they always got music playing in the bathroom. So far during this shit-sesh i’ve heard:

Red red wine - ub40
Mrs robinson - not the simon and garfinkle version, but an updated “pop punk” version

[fuck]

Add madonna’s “beautiful stranger” to the list now.

[fuck]

That song seems like a pretty direct ripoff of Love’s “she cums in colors”

Now playing: 10cc’s “i’m not in luv”

[Sprague Dawley]

already imagining this as quite a ritzy, well-to-do bog set up. Dimmed lights, pastel hues, formica, maybe even some excellent dark-brown wood panelling.
Hope you mocked the "big boys don't cry" refrain in the ironic manner it deserves.

[fuck]

It’s pretty mich like that, but with the addition of ambient violent diarrhea sounds.

[Sprague Dawley]

Apr 14, 2018 3:13:14 GMT 9 fuck said:

ambient violent diarrhea sounds.

is that the new WHITEHOUSE lp? Muzak for the hip workplace!