Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 30, 2018 8:31:50 GMT 9
NZ Space Programme Volunteer To Send Retiring English Rugby Referee Wayne Barnes Into Space
--NZ Herald--
The NZ Space Programme have made a kindly offer to send retiring English referee Wayne Barnes into deep, deep space. "We wouldn't send him to another galaxy or anything" they joked. "Nothing silly. Just somewhere up around Betelgeuse or some shit. He should be able to make his own way back. Just like that pass in 2007 made it's way BACK into the French players hands eh. C**t."
READ MORE:
* Barnes spacesuit to be made of donuts.
* Latest Scientific Finding: forward is not backward.
* Onehunga donut heist under investigation.
* Richie and Ted already practising their 10, 9, 8 countdowns.
* Barnes air supply judged at "minutes not days"
Barnes told the Guardian he wants to give more time to his "other" job as a barrister specialising in bribery and corruption, specifically focusing on financial transactions involving sporting events although NOTHING involving a certain rugby match purported to have occurred in the year 2007.
"Are we nearly there yet?"
--NZ Herald--
The NZ Space Programme have made a kindly offer to send retiring English referee Wayne Barnes into deep, deep space. "We wouldn't send him to another galaxy or anything" they joked. "Nothing silly. Just somewhere up around Betelgeuse or some shit. He should be able to make his own way back. Just like that pass in 2007 made it's way BACK into the French players hands eh. C**t."
READ MORE:
* Barnes spacesuit to be made of donuts.
* Latest Scientific Finding: forward is not backward.
* Onehunga donut heist under investigation.
* Richie and Ted already practising their 10, 9, 8 countdowns.
* Barnes air supply judged at "minutes not days"
Barnes told the Guardian he wants to give more time to his "other" job as a barrister specialising in bribery and corruption, specifically focusing on financial transactions involving sporting events although NOTHING involving a certain rugby match purported to have occurred in the year 2007.
"Are we nearly there yet?"