Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 2, 2011 12:07:41 GMT 9
Referee Seeing Double
---Pretoria Times.
Rugby referee and recovering alcoholic Steve Walsh has admitted he was
"half in the bag" while refereeing a match between Wellington and the
Pretoria Aparthaters Stormfront XV last night.
"Look, three-headed guy,
everyone was offside at
that play. Including me.
Got it?"
The match was notable for Pretoria's players persisting with illegal rolling mauls wherein the players were more often than not unbound to the maul.
"Frankly, I couldnt tell if they were bound or not, I was seeing double I was so shitfaced" said Walsh. "Bound to the maul or not, mate, I just want to get out of here (South Africa) alive. These white South Africans in the stands are f***king terrifying. They're as big as Citroens. And where are the black people? I counted about 3 of them in the whole stadium. I think the Citroen people barbequed them in the carpark before the match. Which would explain a few things. But don't quote me on that."
"Referee. There is no problem with the rolling maul
bindings. Now get on that fucking plane or we will eat
you alive in the cawpawk."
A white South African enjoying the rugby at Ellis Park last night.
---Pretoria Times.
Rugby referee and recovering alcoholic Steve Walsh has admitted he was
"half in the bag" while refereeing a match between Wellington and the
Pretoria Aparthaters Stormfront XV last night.
"Look, three-headed guy,
everyone was offside at
that play. Including me.
Got it?"
The match was notable for Pretoria's players persisting with illegal rolling mauls wherein the players were more often than not unbound to the maul.
"Frankly, I couldnt tell if they were bound or not, I was seeing double I was so shitfaced" said Walsh. "Bound to the maul or not, mate, I just want to get out of here (South Africa) alive. These white South Africans in the stands are f***king terrifying. They're as big as Citroens. And where are the black people? I counted about 3 of them in the whole stadium. I think the Citroen people barbequed them in the carpark before the match. Which would explain a few things. But don't quote me on that."
"Referee. There is no problem with the rolling maul
bindings. Now get on that fucking plane or we will eat
you alive in the cawpawk."
A white South African enjoying the rugby at Ellis Park last night.