Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 10, 2019 9:24:01 GMT 9
Mccaw On The Run
--NZ Herald--
Recent father and retired All Black legend Sir Richie Mccaw is reportedly on the run from the "volcanic terror" of home life with a newborn baby and has joined up with a cross-country race despite having not registered to enter the race.
"Yeah, I wasn't entered in the race" confirmed the All Black great "but the ruckus at home emanating from that new little demon thing that turned up recently, mate, I just snapped. I sprinted headlong from the house, grabbed the first race entrant I cound find, pleadingly swapped my 100th All Black cap and centurion test jersey for the blokes grotty running togs, t-shirt and race bib and here I am."
"GET TO THE CHOPPER!"
All Black legend and reluctant father Sir Richie Mccaw, seen here
sprinting over water "so the child will lose the scent", in a panicked
attempt to flee the shrieking terror of home life.
--NZ Herald--
Recent father and retired All Black legend Sir Richie Mccaw is reportedly on the run from the "volcanic terror" of home life with a newborn baby and has joined up with a cross-country race despite having not registered to enter the race.
"Yeah, I wasn't entered in the race" confirmed the All Black great "but the ruckus at home emanating from that new little demon thing that turned up recently, mate, I just snapped. I sprinted headlong from the house, grabbed the first race entrant I cound find, pleadingly swapped my 100th All Black cap and centurion test jersey for the blokes grotty running togs, t-shirt and race bib and here I am."
"GET TO THE CHOPPER!"
All Black legend and reluctant father Sir Richie Mccaw, seen here
sprinting over water "so the child will lose the scent", in a panicked
attempt to flee the shrieking terror of home life.