Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 25, 2019 9:42:56 GMT 9
Chelsea Make Shock New Managerial Appointment.
--Times--
Chelsea, the English Premier league football team plagued by a recent history of entitled prima donna players downing tools on their managers, as well as refusing to be substituted, have made a surprising new managerial appointment.
Sir Graham Henry, coach of the world cup winning All Blacks rugby team is to take the reins. "Yes, look, I'll be the first to admit I don't know the first bloody thing about soccer. However, the players look skilled enough to handle that side of things by themselves. It's just up to me to pick some blokes who'll give it a go and sub a few fellas who look a bit tuckered out. The young goalie who didn't want to come off recently? Yes, he's been given a free transfer to Rock of Gibraltar United. No, I don't know if that's even a real soccer team. The boy is no longer my concern. Pardon? I don't care if he's worth 70 million porcupines. That's a matter for the Rock of Gibraltar football club to think about. They have quite a few lemurs up that way don't they? Probably not 70 million but a fair few. Are porcupines the natural enemy of lemurs? Hard to say. Either way, answering such questions is not really in my job remit as Chelsea manager. Righto."
"Airplane ticket? More like a boat ticket, young man. Not sure
the Rock of Gibraltar even has an airport."
--new Chelsea manager Sir Graham Henry OBE.
--Times--
Chelsea, the English Premier league football team plagued by a recent history of entitled prima donna players downing tools on their managers, as well as refusing to be substituted, have made a surprising new managerial appointment.
Sir Graham Henry, coach of the world cup winning All Blacks rugby team is to take the reins. "Yes, look, I'll be the first to admit I don't know the first bloody thing about soccer. However, the players look skilled enough to handle that side of things by themselves. It's just up to me to pick some blokes who'll give it a go and sub a few fellas who look a bit tuckered out. The young goalie who didn't want to come off recently? Yes, he's been given a free transfer to Rock of Gibraltar United. No, I don't know if that's even a real soccer team. The boy is no longer my concern. Pardon? I don't care if he's worth 70 million porcupines. That's a matter for the Rock of Gibraltar football club to think about. They have quite a few lemurs up that way don't they? Probably not 70 million but a fair few. Are porcupines the natural enemy of lemurs? Hard to say. Either way, answering such questions is not really in my job remit as Chelsea manager. Righto."
"Airplane ticket? More like a boat ticket, young man. Not sure
the Rock of Gibraltar even has an airport."
--new Chelsea manager Sir Graham Henry OBE.