Post by Sprague Dawley on May 1, 2019 11:37:34 GMT 9
Japan's New Emperor Enshrined.
--Japan Today--
Japan's new emperor Hisahito was today enshrined in a 10-minute ceremony.
He was presented with 3 national treasures.
From left to right;
- a sumptuous lunchbox containing the purest of ancient traditional Japanese cuisine; whale groin doused in dolphin placenta, porpoise phlegm soup and octopus snot gratin.
- the last remaining VHS copy of the 1989 video classic "Upskirt Bukkake Grannies on The Bus." Long considered to be a classic of the genre as well as Japan's leading contribution to the art world for the entire 30-year Heisei era.
- finally, a coupla fucken golf clubs for the Empo to potter about with in the back yard, practicing the ol' golf swing while nutjob wife Masako's inside having a massive fucken cry about next to fucken nothing.
--Japan Today--
Japan's new emperor Hisahito was today enshrined in a 10-minute ceremony.
He was presented with 3 national treasures.
From left to right;
- a sumptuous lunchbox containing the purest of ancient traditional Japanese cuisine; whale groin doused in dolphin placenta, porpoise phlegm soup and octopus snot gratin.
- the last remaining VHS copy of the 1989 video classic "Upskirt Bukkake Grannies on The Bus." Long considered to be a classic of the genre as well as Japan's leading contribution to the art world for the entire 30-year Heisei era.
- finally, a coupla fucken golf clubs for the Empo to potter about with in the back yard, practicing the ol' golf swing while nutjob wife Masako's inside having a massive fucken cry about next to fucken nothing.