Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 1, 2020 15:40:47 GMT 9
Japan Police Apologise for Ghosn Escape
---TOKYO---
Japan's Chief of Police has apologized to a packed press conference over the daring escape of embattled ex-Nissan CEO Carlos Ghosn. Mr Ghosn fled the country on Dec 31st claiming "injustice and political persecution" at the hands of Nissan, Japanese police, prosecutors and the Japanese government.
"I sincerely apologize for Chuckie Ghosn deciding hey, fuck you Japan, this is where I get off motherfuckers, smell ya later. So sorry for Chuckie's daring awesomeness and gaijin initiative."
"Chuckie got out by sneaking inside a double bass instrument case as his Xmas party band finished up playing in his apartment. Fucking cameras everywhere there. Today now is hello to more cameras. So sorry for my cock being laughing stock of entire world right about now."
"Pentax, Olympus and Nikon are premier world camera brand and all are Japanese brand. So sorry for failing to mention this important fact earlier in press conference. So sorry."
"I am so sorry for Chuckie Ghosn being one daring little motherfucker. In January we were going to string that little gaijin fucker up on trumped-up nothing charges every single motherfucking day of the week. Mofo got out while the getting was good, iHomo."
"'I am sorry that my dipshit security fuckhead guards didn't even stop to think why the fuck a Mariachi band have a double bass instrument with them. So sorry."
"Chuckie was gaijin terrorist and fugitive and also gaijin. So sorry for allowing gaijin in and out."
"Right now Chuckie is poolside in Lebanon getting his dick sucked while he sips cocktails. I live in a midget 3-square foot shithole. I hate Chucky. Please sorry for me."
"Nissan lose 20 billion yen due to destruction of shareholder confidence and now no Chuckie on Death Row. Nissan fucked, Chuckie gone, I hate gaijin."
"So sorry for picture illusion making it look like my head is hitting this little microphone in front of me. It's not really. So sorry."
---TOKYO---
Japan's Chief of Police has apologized to a packed press conference over the daring escape of embattled ex-Nissan CEO Carlos Ghosn. Mr Ghosn fled the country on Dec 31st claiming "injustice and political persecution" at the hands of Nissan, Japanese police, prosecutors and the Japanese government.
"I sincerely apologize for Chuckie Ghosn deciding hey, fuck you Japan, this is where I get off motherfuckers, smell ya later. So sorry for Chuckie's daring awesomeness and gaijin initiative."
"Chuckie got out by sneaking inside a double bass instrument case as his Xmas party band finished up playing in his apartment. Fucking cameras everywhere there. Today now is hello to more cameras. So sorry for my cock being laughing stock of entire world right about now."
"Pentax, Olympus and Nikon are premier world camera brand and all are Japanese brand. So sorry for failing to mention this important fact earlier in press conference. So sorry."
"I am so sorry for Chuckie Ghosn being one daring little motherfucker. In January we were going to string that little gaijin fucker up on trumped-up nothing charges every single motherfucking day of the week. Mofo got out while the getting was good, iHomo."
"'I am sorry that my dipshit security fuckhead guards didn't even stop to think why the fuck a Mariachi band have a double bass instrument with them. So sorry."
"Chuckie was gaijin terrorist and fugitive and also gaijin. So sorry for allowing gaijin in and out."
"Right now Chuckie is poolside in Lebanon getting his dick sucked while he sips cocktails. I live in a midget 3-square foot shithole. I hate Chucky. Please sorry for me."
"Nissan lose 20 billion yen due to destruction of shareholder confidence and now no Chuckie on Death Row. Nissan fucked, Chuckie gone, I hate gaijin."
"So sorry for picture illusion making it look like my head is hitting this little microphone in front of me. It's not really. So sorry."