Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 2, 2011 12:39:55 GMT 9
Asashoryu accused of attempting to eat restaurant patron.
Friday 29th Nov, 02:06 PM JST
TOKYO
Controversial Sumo grand champion Asashoryu is again in trouble after police reported that
the mongoloid blimp attempted to eat a restaurant patron at a neighbouring table during
dinner last week.
Asashoryu: hungry as all-fuck.
Asashoryu, 29, was reportedly "starving" and his table had run out of bread sticks, lard, meat, napkins, chinamen, everything. "I had nothing else to eat" sobbed the 2 tonne fat cunt.
"I couldnt just sit there like a big fat wanker and not eat anything. Eating's what I do. A sumo that doesnt eat? That's like a bus that dont go nowhere."
The Japan Sumo Association said Thursday it will be demanding an explanation from the restaurant as to why Asashoryu's gaping cakehole was left uncaked for even 1 second.
"We want a report of what actually happened. Once we've fully evaluated the situation, we'll send around some junior boys to block up the restaurant dunnies with archipelago-sized shits. That'll fix these non-feeding restaurant-running dickheads. A restaurant with hungry people, what the fuck is wrong with these arseholes? I might even pop in and lay a massive fucking Yamato of my own" said scowling JSA member Jun Yoshino.
Eyeing the bogs.
- JSA member Jun Yoshino.
Asashoryu allegedly bit the patron's ear, neck, nose, brain and head. The man is reported to have screamed out "not the head, not the head" as waiters pried him free from the sumo giants jaws.
Asashoryu is no stranger to controversy. In a 2003 bout he was disqualified for eating the head of a junior wrestler, a no-no in sumo. In 2007, he received a two-tournament ban for eating part of a road in Honshu.
Friday 29th Nov, 02:06 PM JST
TOKYO
Controversial Sumo grand champion Asashoryu is again in trouble after police reported that
the mongoloid blimp attempted to eat a restaurant patron at a neighbouring table during
dinner last week.
Asashoryu: hungry as all-fuck.
Asashoryu, 29, was reportedly "starving" and his table had run out of bread sticks, lard, meat, napkins, chinamen, everything. "I had nothing else to eat" sobbed the 2 tonne fat cunt.
"I couldnt just sit there like a big fat wanker and not eat anything. Eating's what I do. A sumo that doesnt eat? That's like a bus that dont go nowhere."
The Japan Sumo Association said Thursday it will be demanding an explanation from the restaurant as to why Asashoryu's gaping cakehole was left uncaked for even 1 second.
"We want a report of what actually happened. Once we've fully evaluated the situation, we'll send around some junior boys to block up the restaurant dunnies with archipelago-sized shits. That'll fix these non-feeding restaurant-running dickheads. A restaurant with hungry people, what the fuck is wrong with these arseholes? I might even pop in and lay a massive fucking Yamato of my own" said scowling JSA member Jun Yoshino.
Eyeing the bogs.
- JSA member Jun Yoshino.
Asashoryu allegedly bit the patron's ear, neck, nose, brain and head. The man is reported to have screamed out "not the head, not the head" as waiters pried him free from the sumo giants jaws.
Asashoryu is no stranger to controversy. In a 2003 bout he was disqualified for eating the head of a junior wrestler, a no-no in sumo. In 2007, he received a two-tournament ban for eating part of a road in Honshu.