Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 2, 2020 21:20:07 GMT 9
Japan Abandons Plan To Scale Down Porn Production
--Japan Times--
Japan's proposed scaling-down of daily nationwide porn film production by 0.000000023% due to Corona
Virus fears has been met with a hail of irate scorn by parlimentarians.
"...for the safety of the actresses we need to propose a scaling down of daily film production by 0.000000023%..."
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK DUDE. IT'S NOT GOING TO WHACK ITSELF OVER HERE YOU KNOW."
"GIVE ME THAT MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF PAPER YOU AMISH FAGGOT."
"Order! Order!"
"Order your mouth full of my cock you nazi faggot."
"I CAN'T BREATHE, I CAN'T BREATHE, SOMEONE PLEASE VENTILATE MY COCK."
Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has called for the immediate execution of the Minister who made the proposal. "In a town square, in a 7-11, in a stairwell, corpse biffed in the creek, I don't give a shit. End him. What this deranged individual is proposing is profoundly un-Japanese. The trains run on time, the commuters cram aboard, some of them cough viral death on each other and then the survivors all go home and whack it. Is that too hard to understand? As Winston Churchill once said, 'first they come for your granny tranny mags, then it's the octopii incest vids.' Or something like that. Anyway, whether it's a mummy/daughter bukkake gangbang or an outdoors MILF spitroast donkey-felch pastoral picnic scene, our daily new fix of fresh meat vids here in Japan is the societal stress valve lubricant that keeps the entire charade of our straight-jacketed society from crumbling at our goddamned feet. The arabs have oil, we have bukkake. That's how this shit works. How hard is that to understand? No more questions, shithead. Would you take the arabs oil away just cos some fucker in Dubai coughed up an iron lung on the morning train? You're not even making any sense now, no more questions you fucking anti-cock lunatic. Execute that prudish amish fuck of a Minister and biff his head in with the ice creams in the frozen food section of a fucking 7-11. Then make a new grot vid out of it, form an orderly bukkake queue, roll cameras, jizz everywhere, oh fuck yeah".
--Japan Times--
Japan's proposed scaling-down of daily nationwide porn film production by 0.000000023% due to Corona
Virus fears has been met with a hail of irate scorn by parlimentarians.
"...for the safety of the actresses we need to propose a scaling down of daily film production by 0.000000023%..."
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK DUDE. IT'S NOT GOING TO WHACK ITSELF OVER HERE YOU KNOW."
"GIVE ME THAT MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF PAPER YOU AMISH FAGGOT."
"Order! Order!"
"Order your mouth full of my cock you nazi faggot."
"I CAN'T BREATHE, I CAN'T BREATHE, SOMEONE PLEASE VENTILATE MY COCK."
Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has called for the immediate execution of the Minister who made the proposal. "In a town square, in a 7-11, in a stairwell, corpse biffed in the creek, I don't give a shit. End him. What this deranged individual is proposing is profoundly un-Japanese. The trains run on time, the commuters cram aboard, some of them cough viral death on each other and then the survivors all go home and whack it. Is that too hard to understand? As Winston Churchill once said, 'first they come for your granny tranny mags, then it's the octopii incest vids.' Or something like that. Anyway, whether it's a mummy/daughter bukkake gangbang or an outdoors MILF spitroast donkey-felch pastoral picnic scene, our daily new fix of fresh meat vids here in Japan is the societal stress valve lubricant that keeps the entire charade of our straight-jacketed society from crumbling at our goddamned feet. The arabs have oil, we have bukkake. That's how this shit works. How hard is that to understand? No more questions, shithead. Would you take the arabs oil away just cos some fucker in Dubai coughed up an iron lung on the morning train? You're not even making any sense now, no more questions you fucking anti-cock lunatic. Execute that prudish amish fuck of a Minister and biff his head in with the ice creams in the frozen food section of a fucking 7-11. Then make a new grot vid out of it, form an orderly bukkake queue, roll cameras, jizz everywhere, oh fuck yeah".