Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 7, 2020 8:18:56 GMT 9
Unnamed Ex-Auckland Blues Assistant Coach Bans All Canterbury Rugby Players From Physical Exercise.
--NZ Herald--
In the face of Crusader rugby players persisting in ignoring the nationwide lockdown rules, an unnamed ex-Auckland Blues assistant coach has taken the unprecedented step of banning all Canterbury rugby players from any form of physical exercise whatsoever "until it's safe".
"Yeah look, none of us wanted it to come to this but the Cantabs just continue to keep flouting the nationwide lockdown rules don't they? The only real recourse we have left is to ban all Cantab rugby representatives from any physical activity until the virus has been completely and utterly 100% eradicated worldwide. How long will that take? Look, I'm no ephemeralogist. Although, as a safety precaution, I have had a word with the local SAS lads and they've been issued shoot-on-sight orders. Yes, I provided the SAS lads with detailed resume mugshots of the 23 or so targets I mean likely offenders. Look, there's nothing more I can do about it now, it's out of my hands, no more questions."
--NZ Herald--
In the face of Crusader rugby players persisting in ignoring the nationwide lockdown rules, an unnamed ex-Auckland Blues assistant coach has taken the unprecedented step of banning all Canterbury rugby players from any form of physical exercise whatsoever "until it's safe".
"Yeah look, none of us wanted it to come to this but the Cantabs just continue to keep flouting the nationwide lockdown rules don't they? The only real recourse we have left is to ban all Cantab rugby representatives from any physical activity until the virus has been completely and utterly 100% eradicated worldwide. How long will that take? Look, I'm no ephemeralogist. Although, as a safety precaution, I have had a word with the local SAS lads and they've been issued shoot-on-sight orders. Yes, I provided the SAS lads with detailed resume mugshots of the 23 or so targets I mean likely offenders. Look, there's nothing more I can do about it now, it's out of my hands, no more questions."