Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 15, 2020 7:55:36 GMT 9
All Blacks Bid Farewell To Dear Friend
--NZ Herald--
A ceremony to scatter the ashes of All Black prop Ofa Tuingafasi's mullet under the goalposts of Eden Park will be held prior to this weekends All Black rugby test match against Australia.
"This is a solemn moment for everyone involved" said All Blacks interim bus driver Fat Guts Fozzie. "Ofa's Reverse Starburst Mangere Mullet has almost become part of our family. We will all miss it dearly. But, frankly, it had become so stupid looking that it just had to go. We're not the Bar-Kays going through their late 80's peroxide addiction and berko mullet phase you know."
Ofa bows his head as he bids solemn
farewell to his beloved berko
Reverse Starburst Mangere Mullet.
Hi-definition ultra-white imagery
cameras capture the actual moment
the bonkers Reverse Starburst Mangere
Mullet visibly leaves Ofa's head.
--NZ Herald--
A ceremony to scatter the ashes of All Black prop Ofa Tuingafasi's mullet under the goalposts of Eden Park will be held prior to this weekends All Black rugby test match against Australia.
"This is a solemn moment for everyone involved" said All Blacks interim bus driver Fat Guts Fozzie. "Ofa's Reverse Starburst Mangere Mullet has almost become part of our family. We will all miss it dearly. But, frankly, it had become so stupid looking that it just had to go. We're not the Bar-Kays going through their late 80's peroxide addiction and berko mullet phase you know."
Ofa bows his head as he bids solemn
farewell to his beloved berko
Reverse Starburst Mangere Mullet.
Hi-definition ultra-white imagery
cameras capture the actual moment
the bonkers Reverse Starburst Mangere
Mullet visibly leaves Ofa's head.