Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 8, 2011 16:14:33 GMT 9
Sumo Wrestlers At Loose End
Kyodo News
After the cancellation of the March Sumo tournament due to bout-rigging and betting,
many if not all of Japan's professional sumo wrestlers are at something of a loose end.
"No betting this month? Fuck it, I'm going to the track.
Not to gamble though. Just to see if I can sneak up on
a horse and eat a bit of it. I am fucking hungry."
Kisenosato the pudding-faced sekuhara, announced he was "really going to let himself go." "I am going to eat everything I can get my f***ing hands on. I am really going to let myself go. Yes, yes, you can have your laughs, I am a bit of a fat cunt at present, I admit. But with a month off grappling all those other fat cunts I am going to console myself with comfort food. I am going down to my local park to eat small children. Not horses though! That would be barbaric. And of course, I am not going to cook the children. That too would be barbaric."
Mammoth Bulgarian ozeki Ooover said: "I feel slightly sorry for the local Osaka Macdonalds as they are going to have about 60 obese fat cunts milling about, eating everything in sight, including the staff, then heading to the bogs to lay massive pipe-blocking yamatos all over the floor."
Mongolian ozeki Harumifuji, perhaps slightly thickly, pledged to do his best to try and win the canceled tournament.
Asashoryu (pictured below) is on record as saying he "couldn't give a fuck" about the tourney's cancellation.
"Loose end? Ha. Try this for a loose
end: I just shat my nappies. And the
JSA pays those cunts behind me to
walk around following me, cleaning
up my trails of spotty arse-leakage.
No tournament this month? I'm going
for a walk. Let's go, wankers."
Kyodo News
After the cancellation of the March Sumo tournament due to bout-rigging and betting,
many if not all of Japan's professional sumo wrestlers are at something of a loose end.
"No betting this month? Fuck it, I'm going to the track.
Not to gamble though. Just to see if I can sneak up on
a horse and eat a bit of it. I am fucking hungry."
Kisenosato the pudding-faced sekuhara, announced he was "really going to let himself go." "I am going to eat everything I can get my f***ing hands on. I am really going to let myself go. Yes, yes, you can have your laughs, I am a bit of a fat cunt at present, I admit. But with a month off grappling all those other fat cunts I am going to console myself with comfort food. I am going down to my local park to eat small children. Not horses though! That would be barbaric. And of course, I am not going to cook the children. That too would be barbaric."
Mammoth Bulgarian ozeki Ooover said: "I feel slightly sorry for the local Osaka Macdonalds as they are going to have about 60 obese fat cunts milling about, eating everything in sight, including the staff, then heading to the bogs to lay massive pipe-blocking yamatos all over the floor."
Mongolian ozeki Harumifuji, perhaps slightly thickly, pledged to do his best to try and win the canceled tournament.
Asashoryu (pictured below) is on record as saying he "couldn't give a fuck" about the tourney's cancellation.
"Loose end? Ha. Try this for a loose
end: I just shat my nappies. And the
JSA pays those cunts behind me to
walk around following me, cleaning
up my trails of spotty arse-leakage.
No tournament this month? I'm going
for a walk. Let's go, wankers."
