Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 7:07:28 GMT 9
Wednesday 04th Feb, 09:21 AM JST
TOKYO —
Japan's Emperor Akihito has rescinded his August letter of congratulations to Sumo
grand champion Hakuho and instead has today announced that the 350 kg lardarse
will be served roasted over a spit at the Emperors next Royal Imperial Banquet.
Hakuho has himself released a short press response to the Royal Dinner Invitation:
"This could get ugly".
TAXI!!"
Hakuho, with three consecutive perfect 15-0 tournaments, is expected to taste
"fit for a champion" according to the Imperial Royal Household.
Guess what's on the menu tonight, honey? One enormous fat cunt!"