Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 19, 2011 9:47:25 GMT 9
New Zealand give up on cricket.
AP Press
NZ Cricket captain Daniel Vettori has been ceremoniously led to the edge of a small
town "somewhere near Bollywood" where he will be left to his own devices. Forever.
"Whr ur we gowing? Truck or truttng?"
The rest of NZ Cricket will be buried in a separate ceremony. Probably in the Onehunga Rec Centre equipment room sometime this weekend. Unless the little maori kids that play basketball there are having a sly smoke at that time. "In which case, we will wait" said NZ fast-bowling legend and all-round big-headed wanker Sir Richard Hadlee. "...for as long as it takes. 4 straight losses to Bangladesh?" Fathead Hadlee continued incredulously. "They should be thankful they got off this lightly. Does anybody name their child Srkighanghnoonth? No. Of course they don't. Dick. That's what they name him. Or, in my case, Richard."
AP Press
NZ Cricket captain Daniel Vettori has been ceremoniously led to the edge of a small
town "somewhere near Bollywood" where he will be left to his own devices. Forever.
"Whr ur we gowing? Truck or truttng?"
The rest of NZ Cricket will be buried in a separate ceremony. Probably in the Onehunga Rec Centre equipment room sometime this weekend. Unless the little maori kids that play basketball there are having a sly smoke at that time. "In which case, we will wait" said NZ fast-bowling legend and all-round big-headed wanker Sir Richard Hadlee. "...for as long as it takes. 4 straight losses to Bangladesh?" Fathead Hadlee continued incredulously. "They should be thankful they got off this lightly. Does anybody name their child Srkighanghnoonth? No. Of course they don't. Dick. That's what they name him. Or, in my case, Richard."
