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Post by thedonald on May 21, 2017 6:38:00 GMT 9
I, and only I, could get the Saudis to sign an arms deal with the U.S.A. It has never happened before. NEVER. I am so pleased that everybody understands what a great DEAL I made. Ignore all reports that state otherwise. They are simply reports made up by paid "JOURNALISTS", which rhymes with "COMMUNISTS" and "JIHADISTS". I look forward to the Saudis using their weapons against their blasted neighbors. Aren't you tired of the Yemeni troublemakers? No?!! Clearly, I understand the situate better than anybody else. I have saved taxpayers billions by not having advisers with me on this trip. That is a HUGE savings, and a DEAL. More DEALS to come.
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Post by thedonald on May 26, 2017 15:08:12 GMT 9
Don't get in my way! Ever!! Ever!!! I am in front. Always! Always!! Always!!!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 28, 2017 11:31:39 GMT 9
might have to GIF that one up ffs you can almost see Donny's tiny brain working away in this one... "...oh shit they want me to sign the Climate Change thing but I already said climate change doesnt exist, what the fuck do I doooo, all the 19th century coal miners back home who voted for me, I promised those cunts jobs mining coal and shit, fukk, FUUUKKK...."
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Post by thedonald on Jun 6, 2017 1:09:04 GMT 9
I have read the picture above. Climate does change. Who cares? I change every fukking day and there is no need for scientists to study it because I am intelligent. I have beautiful hands. My friends make huge (read YUGE) profits. All is good. Stop whining or I will put you on the other side of the wall.
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Post by thedonald on Jun 11, 2017 19:53:18 GMT 9
The international situations I am following, well, I lead, actually, but you can follow my lead. Anyway, New Zealand has seen the rule of law challenged recently so I am considering bombing France back into the Stone Age. For all you "fact-based journalists" out there, here are some facts:
Four penalties from Owen Farrell were enough to see off the Super Rugby leaders, who were only able to muster a single kick at goal of their own as they suffered a 12-3 defeat by a much improved Lions side. --Jack de Menezes AMI Stadium writing for The Independent
France has not sworn its loyalty to me so is, to my mind, at the bottom of all international irregularities. Trump Steaks were successful until the French got involved at the beginning. This clear pattern vindicates me and my decision to bomb Paris intermittently until no solution can be reached. I cannot be reached this weekend, as I am playing golf and using my "hand-held device" to reign over my subjects. Australian secret agents are terrible at golf for some reason. A probe of their nation might be a good idea for next week, but that's a bit too far in advance for me as I am so busy as of late. This presidential racket requires a lot of golf and decisions about bombing. With so many bombs and so many targets to choose from I have to clear my mind completely in order to play pin the tail on the donkey with the NSC each morning. I think that is the name of the game with the map they bring in of the world.
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Post by thedonald on Jun 17, 2017 21:02:04 GMT 9
I am under investigation. More sedation, nurse. It feels good to watch people try to find me guilty. I am innocent of all charges. I will maintain this all the way back to New York, where I am innocent of the charges there as well. How much money is it going to take to get these losers to go away?
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Post by thedonald on Jun 19, 2017 17:34:45 GMT 9
I had a busy Father's Day. Flew around the world trying to find all my lost children. I gave up after 18 hours of pure boredom. Either the parasite on my head is eating my brain or I need some sort of tune up. I can't think. I can't feel. I can't eat. I can't enjoy telling people to do silly, silly things. Am I really still alive? What did that Dr. Gunston do to me?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 7, 2017 16:33:40 GMT 9
Turns out EVERYONE thinks Donnie is a cunt. Who cares. Everyone's talking about him and he loves it. He can get away with anything. And he does. What I dont get is the overwrought online wrenching by people in countries like New Zealand & Australia. That being, not in the US of A. It must be slightrly unnerving living in US under Donnie's peabrained gestapop twitter policies and his brazen fuck the poor agenda... but its just one country. UK, Aus, Canada, what real effect does Orange Hitler have on their lives? Well, except for the climate change denial thing. That ones just wild. We've entered the Anthropecene or whatecver it is. The tipping point. No going back. The rising tides of disconnect lap away soothingly at our necks as we bury our heads in the sand. Goodbye, Bangladesh. It's like I never knew ya.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 12, 2017 10:16:08 GMT 9
Kim Dong's most recent dong test landed 100 kms from where I sit here in Hokkaido. PRAYING he doesnt target Guam and instead bombs our desolate frozen island to fucken Timbuktu. Fuck Guam! Hokkaido a much better testing ground for double dong reverse nuke penetration action, if yuore reading this Dear Leader.
Already fantasising about standing looking over the balcony and seeing that sleek long sensual dong pilot straight down in silence right in fucking front of me and then oh baby white light. Sweet release from these corporeal concerns.
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Post by nikkeisindex on Aug 17, 2017 23:58:24 GMT 9
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Post by thedonald on Aug 20, 2017 18:56:32 GMT 9
I am back on the internet only to find this. It's a miracle!
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Post by thedonald on Sept 12, 2017 8:16:50 GMT 9
Dear America, Please stop sending me mail. I do not have the time to read. Actually, I don't have the inclination. Whatever. Write a letter to your superior at work instead. Yes, tell your superior your deal. Yes, yes, yes, that person can stop this madness, which includes my pretending to read and think about any bloody thing other than my greatness. Yes, my GREATNESS. Read that, media!
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Post by thedonald on Sept 20, 2017 7:57:22 GMT 9
September 11th was, of course, a day to mark my greatness in my response to 9/11. I want to thank all Americans for remembering my greatness.
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Post by thedonald on Sept 21, 2017 7:37:41 GMT 9
Earthquakes are an act of God, who goes through me to get to the Mexican people. Fact. Americans can take solace in the fact that God and I see eye-to-eye on all things Mexican, which includes every bloody thing even Pink Floyd's "The Wall" now being re-made in Mexico with raw materials provided by God through me of course. A seasoned journalist has written about this fact elsewhere. Read it and weep!
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Post by thedonald on Sept 21, 2017 22:42:24 GMT 9
Dear America, Thank you for understanding the importance of golf. Thank you for understanding the importance of my life. Thank you for understanding that you have misunderstood me for years. Thank you for being so busy that you are not bothering me with silly problems related to your lives. Thank you for Chuck Schumer who is so damn busy that he hasn't been watching me on television making The Presidency the most popular show ever on the planet. America, you are beautiful to me.
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