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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 4, 2018 16:55:42 GMT 9
Donnie, I don't mean to unduly alarm you but CNN were creaming their paneled daks over the new bombshell book about you today. I think I saw Anderson Cooper having a sly hand shandy under the desk at one stage. It does not portray you in a good light. But don't worry, the book says you don't read at all and, since the book has been published in "book" format it'll probably fly under your radar. We'll wait for the movie dramatisation. I would die happy if I could portray Rupert Murdoch. Even started working on my best aussie cuntface accent. "Fucking idiot."
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Post by thedonald on Jan 5, 2018 17:57:08 GMT 9
Dear CNN,
Of course I have read all relevant books at least twice needed to be read to be who I am. After I am done my screenplay, who would ever let some hack write a screenplay about the greatest presidency in history?, I see now that only one person can play Rupert Murdoch in the film version. That person, of course, is Jack Nicholson's favorite actor--Sprague Dawley. I could have had sex with all of Jack's love interests over the years, but I was busy becoming the best president the U.S. and the world has ever seen. The book Anderson Cooper needed to clean his hands with his own urine to leaf through is, without a doubt, ghostwritten by Crooked Hillary. Any sensible reader can tell that she has actually written the book because she is a sore loser. Why aren't you people at CNN finding out how she could ghostwrite such a book without Huma Abedin's help! Huma is learning the ins and outs of sexting from her convict ex-husband commonly known as Anthony Weiner. I can't make this stuff up. Think big, CNN! Sprague Dawley will gain you more viewers than Crooked Hillary. I know television and film. Sprague Dawley delivers what you need when you need it. Fake news does not sell. I sell. And I sell big. I sell the best. I sell you, CNN, Sprague Dawley.
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